Daniel Murker

Gamer, Programmer, Content Creator!
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[Daniel Murker @_TechViking]

I'm just gonna keep this right here at the top of my feed.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Refusing to decide is the worst decision you can make.

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#sorrynotsorrry to the crew at @stgpresents Neptune Theater and all subsequent guests for making the entire place stink of sweat after the @electriccallboy concert on Friday!

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@howardtayler @MattFnWallace I need this and a Schlock Mercenary "Chupaqueso" and the menu for my day is pretty much done. :)

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@glassbottommeg "Oh my god someone finally put it into words" - Krillin (DBZA Version)

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@InstallBase unsalted pistachios.

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Shooting in seattle caused the nearby preschool my sister-in-law works at to go on lockdown. The temptation to go pick up my son from school even though I'm in another county is too real atm.

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Watching the death spiral is funny. The more time elon spends banning people on twitter, the more tesla stock drops. The same tesla stock Elon leveraged to get the loan to buy twitter. WHEEEE!

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Is it worth paying 8 bucks to see how long it takes me to get banned for making a parody account impersonating Elon's dad?

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@hankgreen Combining the features of email and Twitter? I think that existed once... pretty sure the ancient ones called it a "message board". Or was it "forum"? Either way, I'm positive kids these days called it "Reddit".

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(Imagine eric cartman's voice)
"Ohhhh @elonmusk's a bitch, he's a big ol' bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

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@hankgreen Isn't that just called "being a teenager"?

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Dear @elonmusk,
Engineering managers learned not to use added lines of code as a performance metric over 20 years ago. But you'd know that if you bothered to learn history and/or what your employees did for you before you fired them, you ignorant shit stain.

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@Anansi_Zero @therealcliffyb This convo aged well...

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@Anansi_Zero @therealcliffyb 3) The meme addicted masses are hoping Musk will rebrand Twitter to "MySpaceX" or something like that.

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@elonmusk Imagine preaching about free speech, but ignoring supreme court decisions regarding parody and satire. Whoops.

[Mastodon (@[email protected]) @joinmastodon]

Speaking of features Twitter doesn't have— here are some other perks of joining Mastodon!

✅Edit button
✅Server-custom emoticons
✅Auto-delete posts option
✅Extended notification bar (see image)
✅500 character limit
✅Advanced post filter system
✅Content warnings
& more!

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If @elonmusk is running twitter the same way he runs tesla, it's no fucking wonder other vehicle manufacturers are able to catch up and render them irrelevant.

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@henningsanden @rhurrey Is this a new Assassins Creed game in the works?

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Asking the real questions...

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch

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@brianward

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@ClaireMax Grass looks a bit Greener? As a 6'9" person, can confirm:
*Everyone* asks if you play basketball.
You don't fit in the car you want.
Plane travel is hell.
Laundry is even more annoying.
Neck and back *always* hurt from living in a world built for shorter people.
And more...

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@ClaireMax No. I would have a practice blade, because I want to spar with you.