ted

🛸🪐✨🔭🧎🏽🌳

[s h a d o w @lovedemonx]

date idea:

mario kart and the loser has to give head

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

It was 1995. Nobody gave a shit

[katey so pinkꕤ @loverlezza]

gestures that make you more feminine

[jill @stevienicks420]

Let me stay out of gay mens business because what

[Queen ♡ @QUEENP0P]

its giving lady gaga music video

[DIONE @blueliasd]

neighbors just threw some shit on the grill and i can smell it all the way from inside

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[real freak @realfreaksh1tt]

sucking dick that’s a lil musty is so liberating like yes daddy stuff my throat , I know your day was long… I can smell/taste it 🤤

[Caped Crusader @sensei_s3rgio]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the weekend

[ً @lov3imgs]

ME AND WHO???

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

does my cat know what it means when i kiss him on the top of his little head

[ted @_tedninja]

i’m so eager to workout legs after work. i need my ass phat

[eliz @eliza___v]

Got charged for a free trial I forgot to cancel and I apparently chose the annual option

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

in a world full of ai you can choose him

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

IT guy: so now you press any button to continue.
Me:*presses power button.*
IT guy: