Theophilus

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[olánrewaju @onedarkhorse_]

satan btw, very nonchalant nigga, as dem rant about am reach inside bible e no even bother explain hin side of the story, e just dey show workings for nigeria since and god no see am stop.😂😂

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

Nigerians like you will visit countries like America, enjoy all the little things that make life easier and society function better, then fly back home to support Bola Tinubu. And you expect me to believe that isn’t a form of mental illness?

[ཧ ★ @yesimsvrfer]

lord, let a nigga win

[Ola⚡️ @lifeofolaa]

dear universe, i’m due for a massive win.

[ٍ @4pf_forever]

the kind sleep i just wake from, no be sleep wey who want buy AMG dey sleep, make i go do pick a pin, i deserve punishment

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Passing the phone to someone expecting something good this week. Don't lose faith, it is coming through 🤞🏾

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

My mum has done too much for me to fail.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

“I am supporting Tinubu because he has roots in Osun State” 🤡🤡🤡

- You are not supporting him because he’s doing an amazing job

- You are not supporting him because he’s transforming Nigeria

Nikos living, your papa no smart.

[JT 🇦🇷 🇦🇷 @toonithecreator]

Tinubu has kept kids in the bush for 30 days now without doing anything.

A very useless old fool.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Spread the word

TINUBU IS A DISASTER!!!

[Moni Ukpeya @Ntob]

Nigeria is the only place where a politician can fail spectacularly and still have supporters explaining why the failure is actually a success.

Such idiocy must end in 2027.

#TinubuMustGo

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

30 days inside bush.

Tinubu you’re a failure.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

This skit go far!!! 😢🇳🇬

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Borno Government reintegrates 720 repentant terr%rists into society after rehabilitation

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️ @spiRiituaL]

May the life we desperately want find us.

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[Preach Ojukwu 🇮🇪 @TrendfusionNG]

RCCG deleted it
So I kept a copy for posterity

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I saw one tweet suggesting that the kidnap of a celebrity might be the eventual trigger.

I thought the tweet was a bit dark, but it has floated my mind a couple of times - and I think I agree.

I don't just agree.

I might as well suggest a list of celebrity options.