tejpatta

tejpatta hun, sab use karke phek dete hai

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Annehathagayy why do you do this btw

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

Kisi ke dil mein bas ke dil ko tadpana,
nahi accha
Nigaho ko jhalak de deke chup jana,
nahi accha
Umeedo ke khile gulshan ko jhulsana,
nahi accha

[E.coli @_ecoli__]

Rakhi Sawant

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@breadzandjam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

Who tf js even making these days

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Cucumber Day.

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Aapka_apna_yash Oh no yawr

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

Mummy asked me to touch some grass so-

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Annehathagayy Also my name is Gautam, so I put it as Gautam is greater than the highs & lows for aethist baddies

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@idharbhiaagaya Nooo...i'll loose all my flavor

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

Celebrating #pride with a big relevation. I come out as a Faridabaddie 😍😍😍 #notashamed (i am)

[THARKI CRIMINALS @Factual_Troller]

Meta reference of Wigbir and Alia Bhatt

[Subway @subwmm161]

Dua lipa could actually run the government of India, but Modi will never be able to release Future Nostalgia

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Annehathagayy unfortunately; NCR it is

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

Desi desi na bolya kar chorri rey
Is desi ki phan ye duniya hori rey

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Annehathagayy umm kaash I looked half as hawt as you expect me to be🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Annehathagayy Toh javed akhtar ka naam lelo

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

@Annehathagayy Oh gawd subah subah bhagwan ka naam lo yaar

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

The flop film that I secretly love a lot.

[tejpatta @_tejpatta_]

Hit tweet and it's not even half a banger, log kitne lucky hai

[पुरानी चप्पल 🩴 @purani_chappal]

Unpopular opinion but
Sath nibhana sathiya >>>> GOT