Chris 🦑

Comedian

[Ben @benhoobs]

Reform UK's best and brightest...

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Buzzing for Quezzy T tonight. #bbcqt

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

No one:

Will Smith:

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Welcome to Miami.

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Wickets

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Use your bat maybe. #thecricket

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

A deeply unwell man.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

@SkyCricket Give it Crawley till the end of the summer.

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Duncan from Blue chatting about the Battle of Santiago. Roll it back.

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

Bring back proper television

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'Lazy but convenient' - a quarter of young adults have two or more takeaways a week https://t.co/uoJVa2nzzR

[BEN @afc_ben10]

Which World Cup moment is BURNED into your brain forever?

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Sessions

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Milligan, Cleese, Everett

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Songs, Clothes, Movies

[Mike Gammon @mike_gammon]

Needs more gravy.

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

@legsidelizzy @TimesSport Is it going to rain all week?

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Buzzing to see Max Power pointing and shouting again next season. #wafc

[🗿 @sc1898_]

Must be like 9/11 for the unemployed and mentally challenged

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Play it at Leigh next year.

[Love Rugby League @loverugbyleague]

🏟️ The Challenge Cup final between Wigan and Hull KR attracted the lowest crowd between two English teams in a non-Covid setting for 80 years.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

liz truss ringing bell falls over

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Stella tastes better in a Guinness glass.