Temidayo

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You are not the only one who’s crazy.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

that "fuck the charger" sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Now watch how it’ll be Monday in 2 minutes.

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[bardo @iamyouroj]

“add babe” it’s cinema going always a date affair for you niggas?

[blaq adam Esq @__blaqadam_]

Omo una way dey do 9-5, how do u include workout in your daily routine, cus getting home by 6/7pm you can’t say u want to go gym

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is

[Davido @davido]

ORIADÉ 👑

The kingdom expands. Featuring musical royalty from top to bottom.

Full album out this Friday! CD pre-orders available now. Which track are you most excited to hear first?

[JD @Juddywizard]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Zaidu Yusuf, and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you ₦12,400 for 2:32 a.m??

[🌐 Citizen of the World 🌐 @damispencer]

On Netflix, DEATH ON THE NILE is some movie. I recommend.

[Temidayo @_temi_d]

Seen enough videos from Love in the Boulevard, I’ll be there.

[Sage @OJayansola]

One of the hardest things for me to do is comfort a bereaved person. I just never know what to say. Very very hard.

[ABEFE🧢💭 @societyhatebolu]

“you sabi maintain stuff o you still dey wear this your palm

[Ferrari @Ogeferrari]

I miss the Sarz & Wurld era 😔
Premium music mehn.

[Ojay★彡 @oiseoje_]

tbh as a guy I have never minded taking care of a woman, it’s just the entitlement I don’t like.

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

“Distance to deliver your fuck up to Lagos won’t be a barrier”

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

I love when vendors reply late. By the time they finally reply, my eye for don clear

[A very mad person. @ibroheemistall]

E get one course wey I like gan for 200l second semester, I Dey go write am again next week.
That course Dey intellectual.

[PrettyHooligan @its___anonymous]

This only work if you have light.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

This is the most Friday a Thursday has ever felt.