Bree 💜🌻

32 | Disabled | Genderfluid | Demi-bi/pan greyro | Fic Writer | They/xe; she/her for friends only | Loves 🐇 and 📚. NSFW 🔞

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Just wanted to let y'all know I'm not going to be logging on here often, if at all.

I'm on 🧵as bookish_beorning (at least for a bit longer; trying to exorcise Meta too) and 🔵☁️ as dwarrowdams.

[xian @COCKSLUTMEGUMI]

Big buff men and their big buff pussies

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

I did get a replacement for my current go-to vibe, though, just in case it dies on me!

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Love shopping for sex toys and having the shop randomly add a werewolf dildo to your cart.

It was part of some promotion, but for a moment, I thought the shop had somehow perceived me even though the vibes I purchased did not exactly scream "monsterfucker."

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Mind you, it still turns ME on just fine, but I have to press the button for a really long time to get IT to turn on.

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Pretty sure my vibrator is on its last legs (it hasn't been turning on/off properly) and I hope I can get another one before it dies completely.

[Kayamalie Pet Portraits @kayamalie_PP]

Stella and Gabby for my MIL

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

I’m due for my annual physical soon and I’m gonna ask my doctor about cheaper options because honestly $50 for a month of breathing mostly normally is ridiculous, especially when so many people get to breath entirely normally for free!

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

I really milked that June inhaler for all it had (I’m supposed to get a new one every month) and looked for any possible discount, but I had to get it refilled today.

Any help with the $48 copay would be deeply appreciated! Other support l!nks are in my bio.

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Hello, party people! As you may or may not know, I was diagnosed with asthma earlier this year and was unpleasantly surprised at how much the copay for one inhaler was! Because of that, I'm trying to raise funds to cover my inhaler costs for the year!

https://t.co/zRUh5x4xJw

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Shoutout to Yesterday Bree for not buying the butter dish they were eyeing so that Today Bree could buy it on sale.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

The Wyf of Bath: Verye Demure. Verye Mindefulle.

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Congratulations to Christopher Rufo, who, while trying to find evidence of Haitians eating cats in Springfield, managed, through the tireless journalistic efforts of his team, to uncover the shocking story of someone grilling chicken in a different city more than a year ago

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

The real debate about Haitians we should be having is that the USA and France owe Haiti many billions in reparation.

[Kayamalie Pet Portraits @kayamalie_PP]

A nice soak
#Moodeng

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

I have a boudoir shoot scheduled in a week, so I’m hoping with the help of professional makeup, hair, and photography, I can feel hot again.

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Gods I was so hot in my early/mid 20s 😭

[Bree 💜🌻 @_tenderqueer]

Someone please give me the strength to reply to this proofreader hawking their services with something other than “I know more than you.”

I mean, I do (I have more education and experience), but that’s not a thing I should say.