Mateo Martinez

24| FWTX📍. #Dirtywater

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Tri-Fecta™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

When a woman asks me for money

[MLB @MLB]

Payton Tolle almost had this one ... 🤣

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[Hank Williams Jr. enjoyer @S0uthern_man]

Women will let ur nuts slap against their booty hole for 30 minutes and treat you like a stranger the next week

[BKROZAY @justbeink]

I play with the titties while I'm eating the coochie so they don't get bored until I get back

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

If your girlfriend turned into a hoe after that relationship you won bro

[DripMoney @1DayDayy1]

Telling a nigga how many other niggas want you is not gonna make him act right

[BallPark Buzz @BallParkBuzz]

I really just want to watch Roman Anthony play baseball.

[69 @NattyNat943280]

Having Hoes is pointless I’m not finna deal with 7 broke bitches 😂😭

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Most of a guy’s losses came from him making sure somebody else was okay instead of himself.

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Theo Epstein has been disappointed by the Red Sox intense analytical direction under Craig Breslow.

- @timbhealey

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Bachelor party wins $3.6 MILLION on a roulette spin

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

If a woman wants you, she wouldn’t go a day without contacting you.

[🌊 @S0NNYSTYLES]

They were right when they said every pitcher has Autism

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

There’s still 110 games left of this Red Sox season

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

A woman will cheat and still lay next to you at night like her body wasn’t just shared with somebody else couple hours ago.

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

24 Kyrie was the best PG in the NBA