tessa

sniff glue : worship Satan

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“Your earrings are aggressive”

That’s the point

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Stale Cheetos are better than a fresh bag and you can’t convince me otherwise

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✨ 2024 is the year of trading books w/ friends & getting tattoos of memes ✨👽

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I mean this quite literally.. where do I find the audacity of a cis white male? Is it Costco? Bi-mart? Can I get a discount on a case?

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Made a #dune inspired menu for work & idk if I’ve ever been more proud of anything ever

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👽🛰️🛸♒️🐟

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Jk what I really need to hear was Blonde

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No.
I want to hear Maps again for the first time.

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Ripping some girls extensions out was the highlight of my When We Were Young

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Quick reminder that mental health is not your fault but it is your responsibility 🙃

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@djnso I’ll send you a picture when I have my face on but I’m in love with it ✨😘🖤

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Changing my hair for the first time in four years… fingers crossed it doesn’t bring on a mental break 🤞🏻✨🖤

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Every park bench screams your name

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@daintysipz LITERALLY TURNING MY PHONE TO AIRPLANE MODE RN 😭🖤😭🖤

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Sure Portland sucks sometime.. but I just walked out my house to two goats “mowing” my neighbors lawn & it was the serotonin boost I needed today

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Tobacco reps are back in bars. The world is healing.

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My dad may be a piece of shit but the best thing he ever did was pick strong ass women to have children with

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I’m not good with other peoples emotions but I do know the last thing you tell someone going through a break up is “maybe they just need some time”

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I don’t drink whiskey but I’ll never turn down an opportunity to drink pickle juice in public and it not be weird

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Is audacity on sale, and where can I find some?

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A @DoorDash driver literally wrote an email to my work lying saying I was aggressive and “spit on her” 😂 ma’am I never came within five feet of you and we wear masks… but sure, so sorry you had to wait in extra 10 minutes because we were so busy.