The one that got away

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Maira @maira4yo]

When you keep your mouth shut but your face has subtitles :

[Ross_co_Jones  @anonimo_jones]

Cuando mueves una imagen en Microsoft Word.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

"Your generation is very technologically advanced"

Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[✦ sue ✦ @sueispegasus]

at what bmi does the fuckass upper arm fat go away

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

[naiive @naiivememe]

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a " mid physique " and relatively clean house

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

[Dr SHRADDHEY KATIYAR @Wegiveyouhealt1]

After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children.
They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal. What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don’t correct them harshly. Don’t rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment, quietly wrapped as love.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Rico the baby Porcupine chomping away on some fresh corn will just make your day... 🌽

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Stop trying to skip the messy part. The messy part is where you grow.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

It's all about perspective.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

You can go a long way in life living by one simple rule: Don’t make things harder than they need to be. Most people don’t need you to be impressive. They need you to be easy to deal with. Simplify decisions, handle issues quietly, and don’t turn small problems into big ones.

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

Last Christmas

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

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