Certified Son Of Man ✝️

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[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Does every sip of a 10% alcoholic drink contain 10% alcohol, or is it only 10% after you finish the whole bottle?

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

This simply means everything a ‘Wife’ is, can be outsourced.

Now how can you outsource a provider ?

Pay someone to provide for you let us see.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Your babe: "Like you did transfer to buy birthday gift for a girl and you want me to believe you're not sleeping with her?"

Also your babe: "No he just likes me because I helped me out one time like that. That's why he got me this birthday gift. We're just friends"

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

Multiple attacks on the Catholic Church across Nigeria in 48 hours after they told Pharaoh the truth.

[𝐉𝐮𝐉𝐮🌷 @simplydehrah]

90% finished client work. Make Temu carry my 3d sculpting gel come because I don spend the money finish. 🥲🥲

[𝐉𝐮𝐉𝐮🌷 @simplydehrah]

All done!💛 Abeg make una patronize me. I wan buy small korope this year. 🙂‍↔️ Pls RT if this crosses your TL. Grazie. 🧎🏾‍♀️

[sᴀs @Oladaviss]

Me marrying my daughter after i found out I'm not the biological father after 20yrs+.

[captain @kaptainswago]

i mistakenly carry pesin ipad for church go house thinking say na my bible. i suppose go back but distance na barrier.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

you see some of the women in the comment section, they’re pissing me off.
lmao, they know exactly what he means but they still trying to twist it.

i showed my mum those girls glammed up in the second frame and no age below 20 crossed her mind.

if you want to advocate for something, the least you can do is be realistic

[Cosplay Queen 🇯🇵🇳🇬👑 @layzeelolita]

Yoruichi cosplay from bleach 🐈‍⬛🇳🇬🇯🇵

(I don’t own the music ⚠️)

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

Thighs in mini shirt.

[vanillacaleb again @CalebisGaven]

So you’re saying seeing tiny people is a… common side effect?

[fowo🪄 @fwzishere]

Bolu is just 14, 40yrs old man btw.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"I went to deliver a necklace to someone when police officers stopped and searched me in Festac, Lagos. They found nothing on me but saw the scale I use to measure gold and accused me of using it to weigh weed. They ordered me to follow them to the station, but I refused because I had done nothing wrong. They were not properly dressed as police officers, and the bus they arrived in had no registration. They then dragged me, tried to force me into the bus, and one of them hit me on the head with a gun before they started be@ting me."

— Man cries out as he accuses Nigerian police officers of ass@ulting him.

[THE_Cityy🇳🇬✌🏾 @Imnot_bolu]

😭

[Certified Son Of Man ✝️ @_thatboyramsey_]

@simplydehrah My brain glitched at that part too

[Certified Son Of Man ✝️ @_thatboyramsey_]

😂😭

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

at all, they’re releasing the part three soon, odunessy

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

at all, they’re releasing the part three soon, odunessy

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer: