Ana Pellegrino

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

All I’m sayin’ is...

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

I’m just hoping this is how 2020 turns out

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

The real success of Tiger King will shine through this Halloween when there are hundreds of Joe Exotics and Carole Baskins. I’d really like to see multiples of them at the same party so please stay the fuck at home.

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

“The coronavirus really messed up my 401k”
First of all, you’re twenty five.

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

Don’t stop workin.
#mondaymotivation @ Reno, Nevada https://t.co/B4PIYYciaE

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👯‍♀️ https://t.co/REpiSm5gzT

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

Still trying to figure out how Bubble Bass put 2 full slices of pickles under his tongue after taking ONE bite of a Krabby Patty

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

Ice cream is better than frozen yogurt.

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Oh you thought since it’s the weekend that means you stop putting in work? #finals #mentalbreak… https://t.co/x9VgDyaiwQ

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

It’s the season of more cups of coffee than hours of sleep and 2 power naps a day.

[Ana Pellegrino @_thatshortchick]

“How are you wearing jeans with holes? It’s so cold!” Yes hoe, I’m sure your $8 target leggings are so much warmer

[method @methodproducts]

watch Tiffany Haddish #fightdirty in the most unexpected place.