Pecker

Writer, Tech. Keyboardist.
I'll add more as I decide.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[#SCVRFACEBEAUTY @emanamour2]

This one gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

[Sunny @sunnyright]

The clearest sign we all died in 2012 and have been living in a simulation since, is that the universe generates new "celebrities" each day who almost certainly did not exist the day before.

[Ministan Shaddah👳🏽‍♂️(M.S) @A6da11ah_M5]

And when life finally favors us, may we not put other people’s parents in such situations.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Asaba nollywood fell off.

By now we should be getting Twins Wars, Oga Jude Why? Peteru And Paulinus

Three days now, not a single movie.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

42.2% of Real Madrid La-Liga G/A
51.5% of Real Madrid UCL G/A

"There was never a debate" una

[Max Red @Utd__max10]

Nah! This is crazy 🤭🥹

[tiga @tigadgr8]

If most fullbacks had crossing accuracies like this they’d be considered world class

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Oh wow. So a competition can be rigged? fixed?

[𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗠𝗚☝🏻 🇫🇷⁷ @TopMGSzn]

This doesn't even sound like a conspiracy anymore. Something clearly happened behind the scenes before the World Cup Final. Too many things don't add up.

• Scaloni arrived at the stadium and got off the team bus in tears.

• Messi "missed" every shot in the warm-up. In over 20 years, I genuinely can't remember ever seeing that. Was he doing it deliberately, or was his mind somewhere else?

• Messi's family didn't even come to the stadium despite living in Miami.

• The entire squad walked out of the dressing room with their heads down, completely shaken up. Enzo and Licha were both seen crying.

• Messi was heard saying: "Let's forget about everything. Let's just play. Forget about everything." Everyone around him looked devastated.

• Scaloni completely abandoned the tactical approach that had worked throughout the tournament, leaving the midfield exposed against a team whose biggest strength is midfield control. Messi and Julián were isolated all game.

• Argentina had 0 shots on target in 90 minutes, yet Lautaro, one of their biggest attacking weapons, never came on.

• Both Cuti Romero and Lisandro Martínez asked to be substituted because of "injuries", yet neither looked to be in obvious pain. These are arguably the two toughest players in the squad. Interestingly, both also ignored Trump during the trophy presentation.

• Spain committed over 20 fouls without receiving a single card. Oyarzabal's challenge on Messi's knee and Cucurella's foul on Simeone were both obvious booking opportunities.

• Cucurella also somehow escaped a red after covering his mouth during a confrontation with Messi.

• Even Spain's celebrations felt strangely subdued. From a neutral perspective, that's understandable given Argentina never really put on a fight.

This isn't meant to take anything away from Spain. They were World Cup favourites for a reason and fully deserved the title based on what happened on the pitch.

But I've watched this Argentina team since 2021, and I've never seen anything remotely like Sunday. This team's identity has always been its passion, intensity and willingness to fight for every ball. None of that was there.

I'm not claiming to know what happened. Maybe it was connected to the Malvinas incident. Maybe there was pressure from someone powerful. Maybe it involved their families. Maybe it was something else entirely.

But I refuse to believe that what we watched was simply Argentina having an off day.

Too many signs pointed to a squad that looked emotionally broken before the match had even kicked off.

I just hope that one day we find out what really happened behind the scenes.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

So the winner of a WC can be fixed?

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Streets saying Argentina was forced to lose the final or be banned from the world cup for 10 years for the Falklands sign. I believe it too cuz that wasn’t Argentina out on that pitch

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Just see the option you're selling.

Get back-to-back WCs in the bag and stay out for the next 2 or lose the final and participate in WCs you're not sure you would win?

Are you even listening to yourself?

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Streets saying Argentina was forced to lose the final or be banned from the world cup for 10 years for the Falklands sign. I believe it too cuz that wasn’t Argentina out on that pitch

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

*stealing*…not winning. There’s a difference.

[Abelite Builds @EliteCommandoX]

Imagine bantering a country for not winning a trophy twice in a row..

Mocking someone for not always winning, that shows the standard this guy don set...... its lonely at the top😑😌

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Even the child you claim to have is not yours.

[• @gnf_ogo]

tbh Messi fans are intellectually superior, because why will a barren be mocking someone with a child for losing another child.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

@blargentine Lol. Cry harder bro. Mentally damaged losers.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Anyone who watched Spain knew the fouls were called properly. Most of them soft and regular.

The one recorded for the thieves you support were barely 60% of what they should’ve been.

My fault was not adding this earlier.
Good riddance!!

[Name @blargentine]

@_thePatriarch I don't think you can reason that far sef.
Do the maths for Spain.
Show workings o.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Funny thing is that this recorded number is pretty much at least 40% lower than it should be. The hard fouls are counted with soft fouls and it makes Argentina look like they remotely have a case. We’ve not even talked about dissent and how they got away with it.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

14 fouls per match and 13 yellow cards over the course of 8 games? I don’t think you understand how serious this is.

14.1 * 8 = 113 fouls
Divide 113 by 13 and you have 1 yellow card every 8-9 fouls….in 2026??

Baba God!!

[Name @blargentine]

@Leriq_Keemz You no go lie keh? How else would you make your case? Or you have a diary of your own that you record fouls in?

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Lol. Delude yourself.

[genie. @eugenius__]

messi/ronaldo is entry level IQ test at this point. preferences aside, i know for a fact i’m more intelligent than anybody who believes ronaldo is the better footballer.

[Pecker @_thePatriarch]

Lol. we’ve not even talked about hard fouls and soft fouls and ignored fouls and dissent, and 50-50 calls that always went your way.

Those ones didn’t make it to the list. JSYK - Enzo’s first YC in the final came from dissent, which you thieves got away with for almost 8 games.

[Name @blargentine]

@_thePatriarch If no be say head dey pain you. You see by the metric u introduced now, they are 4th. Them rig am for Bosnia?
And u get family o.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The competition is tomorrow, and the boys are ready.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

My wife texted me from work…

Her…Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?

Me…I am…just started episode 3

Her…Great, pause it at 21 minutes and 8 seconds

Me…Ok, paused, it’s at the crime scene in the living room

Her…Right! Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?

Me…Yeah, it’s pretty gruesome

Her…Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle…do you see where the natural light is hitting the wall?

Me…Yes

Her…That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom