Constance|| Data Analyst

Data Analyst, Fashion Designer, Jesus Baby

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

My name is Constance.
I love Jesus
I worship
I pray
I tweet Jesus unapologetically unashamed.
if any of this doesn't interest you, keep scrolling, dear.

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

In this Tinubu's Nigeria? You want to use your 2 left legs to go and meet bandits for their abode?

[🅰️ MAD DREAM 🐐 @Amaddream_]

Why don't Nigerians go on Forest camping like this?

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@Saint_xo_xo @MaryRoseMalomo Me too, I thought finally, her life would be better but na lie. Suffered for husband and children only to die by the roadside and the children were even nonchalant about her death. I was pained!

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@MediaBoyfriend Omo, RD's wedding wasn't quiet o. the hashtag was trending for weeks

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

If my Mum gives you food and you purposely remain some because of this mindset, that would be last time she would give you food. It's wastefulness and she detests like mad

[Papshine @papshine_t]

I visited my fiancée's parents yesterday.

They said "feel at home."

They brought out Amala.

Two wraps. Two meats. Two fish.

I finished everything. Neat. Clean.

Her mom asked if I wanted more.

I said no... trying to appear gentle.

Today I told my sister.

She said I messed up.

That at your in-laws' place, you're not supposed to finish all the food.

Called my mom to confirm.

She was w0rse.

Mom said I should have left one wrap. One meat. One fish.

Apparently finishing food at in-laws is a red flag.

Nobody told me there's an exam in eating. 😂

Please how true is this?

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

I raise you this

[MR DANIEL @Maazijnr]

A Nigerian mother recently celebrated her 7th wedding anniversary by proudly showing off her husband, children, and beautiful home.
But hold on, am I the only one doing the math here?
How did she manage to have 4 children within just 7 years of marriage?

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@bubu1045 @imnotchichiii Why did he marry somebody he doesn't trust, in the first place?

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@softgirlamy You don dey see signs, no come here dey disturb us with your testimony when you start seeing wonders. Leave him alone.

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@DeantradesHD @oluwatxsinn "Do you have malaria?" 🤣🤣🤣

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@Amy_beke Inside the Royal Mint of Spain. Probably one of the hostages in the heist

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

Lol. You'll be fine

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka @Prince_dc21_]

It's a shame, a big shame for a married woman to share the most sacred part of what made her a woman due to social media validation and monetization

Cause if not for validation and monetization tell me the essence of sharing your delivery journey.

I remember when women used to be respected so much because of child birth but the likes of veekee James has made childbirth worthless and too normal like an easy something.

I hope women will call her out cause this is total foolishness

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

God knows I won't pay for him. I'm not a bigger person that's why I'm 5 ft4"

[That girl @Priye644455]

I once stopped talking to a man because of what happened on my birthday.

He kept asking me what gift I wanted, and I told him that I just wanted something thoughtful. A suprise. Nothing expensive.

On my birthday he told me to dress up because he had a surprise for me.

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

make I no talk wetin dey my mind before them find me come house

[Sen Oluremi Tinubu, CON @SenRemiTinubu]

MESSAGE BY THE FIRST LADY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, HER EXCELLENCY, SENATOR OLUREMI TINUBU, CON, ON CHILDREN’S DAY 2026 (WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2026).

As we celebrate this year’s Children’s Day, I extend my well wishes and heartfelt love to every child across our great nation.

This year’s theme, “Future Now: Promoting Inclusion for Every Nigerian Child,” reminds us that the future we desire for our children must begin today. Our children are not just the leaders of tomorrow; they are active participants in shaping our present.

My message to children on this special day is to take ownership of today in a responsible and purposeful manner. The future you desire is shaped by the choices you make now. It is important to stay focused, make wise decisions, and use your time productively.

A brighter tomorrow cannot be achieved by pursuing destructive or unrealistic paths, but by building your character, discipline, and a commitment to learning and growth.

Happy Children’s Day to all our wonderful children!

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐮, 𝐂𝐎𝐍⁣
𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

As a child my mum did this a lot. Praying over you while sleeping and waking up with an oily forehead.

[DUNMEENEENU🌹❤️ @Beebah_Naturals]

Nah Alari go Kpai her mama o 😩😩😩😭😭😭

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

I can't get over the fact that you spelt "knicker" as nica.

[FIFI🌟 @fifss__]

Which short nica is best for a school
Pupil?

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@Alhajirostova Eeei God!

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@CvChikaodinaka I've not seen the person that will prevent me from naming my child sha

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

@Timmysofine 100

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

Dear 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999
It's time for your fourth child!!!!!

[Constance|| Data Analyst @_the_constance]

Omo! I'm not even married or pregnant but I already have names for my children. Let me hear that I would not be allowed to name the child I carried for 9 months.
🤣

[Asake 🦋 Elle zaddy @omoiyaibeji_]

Things dey sup for this life 😂😭

A woman just gave birth and while they were compiling names for the baby, her mother-in-law told her not to bother adding any name

I repeat;: MIL told new mom not to add name because “the names will be too much” 😭

Imagine being told not to name your own child and I’m hearing other mums saying same thing happened to them

You people don’t have anger issues ni 😂🤣🤣🤣😂