Babatunde Balogun

B.A, M.A Philosophy|| Media || Lifestyle || Alumnus @uniibadan

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

@KikiowoAyorinde Congratulations 🎉🎉

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

My June Salary don remain 25,000 and today is only July 5th. 😂🤣

[𝕁𝕀𝕄𝕄𝕐 @OlajimmySamuel]

I work with MTN Nigeria🇳🇬 earning ₦550,000 monthly.

People think I am wealthy because I wear a corporate ID card, but after taxes, pension, and NHF deductions, I take home ₦390,000.

Expenses include rent (₦80,000), NEPA plus diesel (₦45,000), transport (₦35,000), feeding (₦70,000+), and sending money to people who believe Lagos is where money grows on trees.

I send ₦100,000 monthly to my father in Kebbi. Nobody calls to ask how I am, only when money is needed.Last month I had ₦8,000 left and borrowed from a colleague who understood without asking questions.

From outside I look successful. Inside I am one emergency away from collapse.

What should I do?

© Usman

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

She’s the kind of woman who if BAT wants to give you 10k for Uber she’ll tell him to give you 1k instead to enter bus and you can trek the remaining distance so you can stay healthy.

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

LEFT: Brand new CARS for politicians

RIGHT: "Go and start Akara business or Kuli-kuli"

GOD PUNISH APC ❌❌❌

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

Dr.

[Dr Dípò Awójídé @OgbeniDipo]

Dear University of Ibadan (@UniIbadan), I hope this message meets you well. I have a relative who scored 289 in JAMB and already passed GCE Maths, English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Further Maths, etc.

I am a bit concerned, because we have struggled to find details of your cut off marks for MBBS on your website or any reliable platform. Could you make this information public please? Many thanks.

Dear Honourable Minister @DrTunjiAlausa, well done for all the excellent reforms in the last 2 years. It would be great if you are able to mandate all Universities to make their cut off marks public as done in other progressive countries. This will improve clarity and reduce corruption in the admission process. Many thanks sir! CC @NigEducation.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I must sing "Tobechukwu" or "See what the Lord has done" before the year ends.
I don't know how and when but it will happen before the year ends.

[Muna @Munalozy]

"Add to cart"

Someone that isn't expecting money from anywhere.

😭😭😭😭😭

[𝔻𝕌𝕁𝔸𝕽𝔻𝕀ℕ @Ykdujar]

She left her dad on live for a minute and he started entertaining her viewers... he didn't disappoint😂❤️

[Sir A_N💜 @nsemeke33]

EA is the easiet route to CEO. This guy here can step into that office and run it perfectly.

[alameen @RajiAlameen1]

How do you become executive assistant to someone like Tony Elumelu?

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

The four is coming!! 🎥

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

This my age don serious pass graduate trainee.

Nobody need MD,GM, CEO, COO, or DG?

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

Gbam!

[Muna @Munalozy]

You fit budget 50k for the week make you spend 45k in one day. And the remaining 5k go sustain you till Sunday. 😭

[Champ ✨ @YoriOlajide]

Nobody de resign for Oil & Gas jobs.

Bunch of ungrateful satisfied people.

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

Interestingggg😂

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

So this opposing counsel just walked into court with his principal who is a SAN and 2 interns.

Counsel…

This matter is for mention.

Let us not cross our boundary oh.

[Money you don’t spend is not yours @funshodarq1]

His TAs and EAs are the ones I pity the most. Them no go get life of their own

[Akinlolu Akanbi @Dove_Dynamics]

Na now I understand why our alumni didn't respond to us then whenever we message them for financial contribution 😭💔

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

@kayodeking01 I don’t think it’s about playing lesbian in the movie. We are talking about stellar performance for all her scenes.

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

@Bharmi2 You are sick! 😂

[Babatunde Balogun @_thebabss]

The Premier’s University
University of Nation Pride.

[Oriaku @TweetsByAmaka]

Tell us the university you went to without telling us. Let others guess it.