nathan

† | Arsenal.

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Thank you God for giving me this opportunity to suffer

[nathan @_theboynathan]

@ch0ppingmall86 I’m in love w you too Lexi

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Solution: Always assume a woman is flirting w you

[nathan @_theboynathan]

@iceman5_ I know her prayers got sumn special for me.

[nathan @_theboynathan]

All of my let’s just be mutuals are mutuals I don’t have anymore

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Different gravy in single-degree weather.

https://t.co/FWOPjOhZo5

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Niggas be having sex with women they’re barely attracted to

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Bugs when you lift a rock

[0-Dog 🇫🇷 @iceman5_]

i have no bitterness in my heart, i worship a God who washed the feet of a man he knew would betray him.

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Every tweet I post needs to tug at her psyche somehow

[nathan @_theboynathan]

@FATALWORLDS1 You got a kid?

[nathan @_theboynathan]

First date idea: I flush your birth control and SSRIs down the toilet

[nathan @_theboynathan]

When the white girl rips out toilet humour on the first link #AllICanDoIsAcceptThis

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Hope women with sub 25% body fat are having a great day

[nathan @_theboynathan]

@Telei0x Niggas who don’t have the skillset love calling it unethical 🥀

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[nathan @_theboynathan]

In a constant state of religious psychosis (being normal and well-adjusted)

[Im fine shyt @cykaGyatt]

Euphoria is about suffering in the absence of God

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Catching feelings for a Xhosa girl w a septum piercing this winter just to feel something

[nathan @_theboynathan]

@louuviie I got work for you

[nathan @_theboynathan]

Y’all be funny as hell at 11:20AM on a Tuesday. Perks of a high unemployment rate