C. Moore

ΔΣΦ If You Never Do, You'll Never Know

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Man fuck the dmv. Idk which is the worst running gov arm, the dot or dmv they both suck 🍆

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Hey @united what’s your policy when a passenger calls in and is explicitly told on a recorded customer service line that they will get a refund? Even if it’s a lie or the agent is wrong would you give the passenger a refund since that’s what your agent set as the expectation?

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

@AmericanAir your customer service agents lie about your policies to steal money. Figured I’d tweet since your team gives bad info, lies about refunds, & then sends you on a circle to a dead end with no reasoning or real outcome since they didn’t even ask me about my situation

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

So if you believe top politicians care about you, your interests & aren't corrupt, esp since she's worth 100s of millions but has a public knowledge salary of only $193k, then buddy I have a beach front house in Utah to sell you because you're dumb af

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

@SpeakerPelosi has a better stock trading history than @georgesoros and @WarrenBuffet ; a dumbass public servant has better "picks" than 2 people that spent their entire lives investing & studying the stock market and amassed her wealth during her work as a politician

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

My drunk from last night carried over to today, sitting in the airport trying to decide to either let the hangover hit me while in the air or hit the airport bar and keep the train rolling #DecisionsDecisions

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

It's "my body my choice" when a chick is banging different dudes every night & want a get outta jail free card from responsibility but when it comes to an experimental vaccine that took months instead of the standard years to produce its a double standard "your body no choice"🤔

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Not enough trucks to deliver gas? Something like idk a long tube that's pressurized, could send gas hundreds of miles without needing trucks. It could be under ground so nature could grow instead of the trucks toxic exhaust. Maybe we could call it like a linpipe or something..Nah

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

56 min on hold and finally got to talk to someone. Annndddd cancel order lol told him I ordered from @Walmart and it's supposed to be here Saturday guys like oh yea it hasn't even shipped out yet...trash @Lowes straight trash 💩💩💩

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Just how I like to spend my lunch break, on hold for 30 min waiting to ask about some air filters 🥲🥲🥲 @Lowes

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Things I could've done while on hold: 1. Bake a chicken pot pie in the oven
2. Watch 2 episodes of @theofficetv without commercials
3. Prob run a marathon

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

I just see the 💩💩💩 emoji spewing out of his mouth🤮

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Lies lies lies

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Yo what about the fact her home state of cali has almost a quarter of a million homeless and more & more people leaving the state everyday but sure yea shes concerned with the general public. She can't even take care of the people in her own state 😂😂😂

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Welcome to double standard liberal America where 2 stars on the same show can make holocaust analogies & its ok if you're liberal @PedroPascal1 & if you're conservative @ginacarano you get fired, what bullshit. Liberals have made holocaust analogies @ Republicans past 4 years🖕🤔

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Spends $800 on new tires then turns around and spends $1000 to get more horses to burn them off🙃🙃

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

@RobinhoodApp @vladtenev still fucking with the free market, haven't been able to buy ANY crypto for 4 days now. About to suck up the loss & take my money elsewhere since they don't allow you to better your position only sell & take a hit. What a piece of shit! @stoolpresidente

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

Buy and hold dogecoin $DOGE 🚀🌕💰

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

@RobinhoodApp limiting the amount of crypto/stock you can buy but allowing unlimited selling is still market manipulation and free market surpression! I'm willing to task my 💰 so let me buy as much as I want! @stoolpresidente @vladtenev @tedcruz @AOC @DonaldJTrumpJr

[C. Moore @_thecaddy]

My package went from the store in SC to TN....passed right by my house to get to TN to come back and they wonder why people are pissed off at delivery companies🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When @AOC and @DonaldJTrumpJr are on the same side you know you fucked up @RobinhoodApp