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[sloan @Sloanstweets]

IN THIS HOUSE IT'S CALLED "TWITTER"! END OF STORY!

[Steve @AFAO01]

@remarks

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Imagine saying this while the country is in record debt, Americans are in record debt, the Pentagon is begging for more money for the forever wars, there's been no accountability for political corruption and we just found out we have stolen elections.

[Neocon Nixonite(formerly Hungarian)🇭🇺🇳🇱🇩🇰 @nixoninexile]

Heartwarming❤️:
Cities with data centers are so rich, they run straight chocolate milk through their municipal water system instead of plain old tap water

[kommanderKraken 👾 @KommandKraken]

an interesting quirk I've noticed with a lot of millenials is how much of their humor is inspired by jim carrey's grinch

[✮ 𝐓 ✮ @msgetwhateva]

he really tranna off that lil mf fr 😂😭

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

Doom has pieces of the actual True Cross itself in his armor in case Dracula jumps him.

Magneto could only dream of being that well prepared for anything.

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

We know who really did this and we just combined our military with them. Insane times we live in.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

You can get robbed on the playground by a feral 9-year-old wearing an ankle monitor and then be confronted by a migrant sex offender for running the kid off and STILL be the one accused of "disorderly conduct" because you didn't take it lying down

[Lee Wes Callwell @LeoRimmer69]

Is that OK , Tony?
That I cook meth with Mr White?

[dart @poordart]

Americans after 250 years independence from England now officially slaves of israel

[dragon harpoon🕺 @pissedpant]

In America your neighbor, that you reported to the police 19 times prior, can shoot you in the neck while you’re standing on your own property and the police will NOT arrest him because they are afraid of getting shot also. I don’t think there is any fixing this.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-don’t watch Euphoria
-don’t call your girlfriend your “partner”
-don’t own a dog under 50lbs
-lift weights
-go for walks
-don’t follow Instagram models
-don’t cheat on your girlfriend
-stay up til 2AM with your girlfriend’s dad on Christmas Eve watching Saving Private Ryan
-call your friends for no reason
-treat customer service employees kindly
-buy drinks for people without expecting one in return
-take random moments throughout your week to be grateful for your health

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

> goes to Israel
> creates a digital ID app
> sells your information to the jews

“I’m not into politics”

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

behold the future they cheer for

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

If anyone is keeping track, an American mom said a word to a third world, shit-skin kid who stole from her and now she may go to jail.

What are we even doing as a country?

How are we allowing this?

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

shit is about to get real in Mass if this passes
which it likely will since MA is a joke state at this point

[Red Pill USA @Red_Pill_US]

America: 1776 - 2026

RIP 🪦

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

total millennial death