BRYAN

ein AUTOR der GEN. Z |

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

predictions for the year 2026:

-scientists uncover large concentrations of fentanyl in polar bear fecal stools
-roblox joins the s&p 500
-labubu adoption agency debuts in dubai
-barron trump appears in nba draft combine
-we are all fucked

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

a server today said "are you paying together or seperately" and that fucked me up because isn't that the same thing

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

the apple ecosystem is the best thing to happen to the world since labubus first roamed earth

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

thoughts and prayers

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

if it's not denis, it's not my sicario

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SICARIO 3’ is officially moving forward with Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin all returning.

Padraic McKinley is set to direct with Steven Knight writing the script.

(Source: Deadline)

[björk @bjork]

i am so honoured to be wearing clothes from the mythological mugler , i remember seeing exhibition with hungry and seeing upclose the miraculous craft , textiles and patterns : biological sci fi galore ! it was a tall order for miguel to express that fantasy as a confident continuation of the archives but he nailed it !!! magical to combine an archival hat with miguels best !! congratulations !!!
warmth ,
björk

Outfit Mugler
Styling Edda Gudmundsdottir
Makeup Andrew Gallimore
Photo Vidar Logi

Full story : https://t.co/h063asz9d7

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

london bridge is the best needle drop this year

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

primetime is almost a perfect allegory for the depravity of hollywood's never-ending pulse and the intoxicating effects of showmanship. it also becomes a dire warning of an appetite to produce more sensationalist media in efforts to ensure the narrative is under full control.

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

you know the economy is bad when rogers communications releases a credit card

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

idc if it's derived from the sweat drippings of the lord jesus and matthew and luke the price of a diptyque car freshener costing like an eighth of rent is diabolical

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

don't sleep on Homeland

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Our list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is out now. See what came in at No. 1 here. https://t.co/FzYq08U7V5

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

this universe is appalling

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

War criminal Benjamin Netanyahu speaking to an empty hall, again.

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

if a cafe plays sza u know that espresso bumpin nice

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

@transleytanked that's Freddie Freeman

[Ottawa Titans @ottawa_titans]

The matchup is set!! 😎

The Ottawa Titans will take on the Evansville Otters in the 2026 @FLProBaseball Championship Series! 🏆

The best-of-5 series will start on Tuesday in Evansville, Indiana 📍

#FullSwing

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

a better mayoral pr response would be: "$2,000 for seats is too expensive".

it still does the two things he aimed to do in his actual response:

(1) empathize with the average new yorker, gen z/millennial
(2) denounces and calls out price gouging tactics

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

NYC mayor Mamdani on if he’d be at the Knicks’ season opener:

“Brother, I do not have $2,000.” 😭

(via @NBCNewYork)

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

when i say ashwa you say ganda

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

today we only consume kirkland brand

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

praying digger isn't alejandro g. iñárritu's babylon

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

@kgriffinburner6 dan is canadian so no it is not?

[BRYAN @_thelobster]

can i have some premier

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

No wonder Chapman’s ice cream tastes so good!

I’m thrilled to see a great Ontario company doing everything it can to buy Ontario and protect Ontario workers.

https://t.co/TseUq3AATR