JD

Single black female, addicted to retail

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

@RealCGriff Hi Connor, hope you’re doing well. Did Allar have his worst day coincidentally or was it because the Notre Dame secondary is a bald eagle, holding a nuke on fire with the power of Jesus’ love? I’ll take my answer off air, thanks. #WeAre not going to the chip.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

MAX HOMA FOR THE WIN!

What a moment from @MaxHoma23 to secure the final match of the day @PresidentsCup.

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

@owenmatthew96 @MasterNathan69 Shot a 116

[Preston Zinter @Preston_Zinter]

I’m COMMITTING to…

[Nicky @nickturani]

Long Piss

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I just ate 2 ice cream cones after a full day/week of eating and I didn’t even enjoy the second one, just deeply sighed and powered through it like it was my job.

Grab your hard hat and lunch pail, it’s back to the ice cream mines we go.

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

Marcus Freeman’s gonna work out strictly because he recruits when he’s bored.

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

@seanmichaelstan So you’re just gonna lie and act like that’s not my gamer tag

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

Day 1 ✅

@Marcus_Freeman1 | #GoIrish

[Pete Sampson @PeteSampson_]

Source: LSU head coach Brian Kelly reached out to Notre Dame defensive coordinator Marcus Freeman on Monday in an effort to bring him to Baton Rouge. Kelly would intend to make Freeman the highest paid defensive coordinator in college football.

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

Now he’ll be coaching at Syracuse in 3 years. Get bent Brian. Have fun with Saban and the incoming sanctions.

[Matt Fortuna @Matt_Fortuna]

Brian Kelly asked if he'd ever leave Notre Dame, aside from retirement: “No. I mean, look, I think Mike Tomlin had the best line, right? Unless that fairy godmother comes by with that $250M check, my wife would want to take a look at it first. I'd have to run it by her.”

[CBJ Artillery @CBJArtillery]

One helluva first goal for Chinakhov! Welcome to the NHL! #CBJ

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

@PeteSampson_

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

Hey @BarstoolBigCat . What happened today? We should have played Navy

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

update on tonight's scandal from ND PR:

[JD @_TheRealSlimJD]

I think the mountains are blue but I’m colorblind @BarstoolBigCat @CoorsLight

[Barstool Irish @BarstoolIrish]

Undefeated season on the line. Absolutely unforgettable moment.

Simply does not get better ☘️