D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔

LV🎲♠ | CAU Alumnus '18🎓 | CEO of SilverSpoon Clothing Co. 💎🥄🕴🏾| φνπ ♦️👌🏾🐇

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 “𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦” 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 🥄🌹

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

Man: “Babe I am really going through a lot right now and all i need you to do to help me is be there for me and be patient.”

Woman logic: I think the best think i can do to help is leave him alone until he is in a better place because I am tired of waiting….

😒😒😒

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

The people running our country are in the same age range of people who can’t operate a self checkout without assistance.

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Who boots was cleaner: Puss N Boots or Boots from Dora🤔🤔🤔

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Id like to see a tour with @KevOnStage and @Ali_Speaks. 2 independent kings of comedy but a different in all ways.

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

@KevOnStage Hear me out!!

“Independent only Tour” headlined by you and Ali Siddiq featuring other independent comedians

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Do kids today still ride in the back of pickup trucks??

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If you wear meta glasses you would ABSOLUTELY wear a wire!

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All that Magic at Hogwarts and it wasn’t a counselor in sight.

Those kids needed therapy

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Alot of todays kids would break their hands if they had a fight.

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If you bought more than one person the same perfume/cologne you are burnt out!

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Yall stood in that line wrapped around the building for the Gamma 11s but on election day you “didn’t have time”😒😒

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We knew 2025 was going to one hell of a year when Popeyes did a collaboration with Don Julio

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What would happen if a Supreme Court justice used AI to draft his/hers opinion on a legal case?

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I knew the school system was full of shit when we had to start purchasing our own scantrons

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

2025 Most Magnificent Men honoree!! Thank you Real Vegas Magazine 🙏🏾🏆.

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Idk this might be sewing supplies 🤔🤔🤔

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I feel like if the government is shut down they shouldn’t be able to take money out of our checks.

We get paid when we work, the US Government should gets paid when they work. Balance ⚖️

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

If your mom doesnt have a china cabinet we can’t date. You and/or your family is too young and irresponsible

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

Im at my parttime checking out a black woman (about 35-40) and about to check out a white elder (at least 80 years old). And as I am about to scan his first item he said AND I QUOTE:

“That was a pretty COLORED gal you just helped”. I both laughed and got a little upset😐😂

[D. Weatherspoon🕴🏾👔 @_therealspoon]

Politician talk about everything BUT policy 😒