theresa austin

cmich alum • leading expert

[spoopy urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero]

Girl you got a headache cause you got powers

[daily reputation @dailyreputation]

there's glitter on the floor after the party

[Alan Seslowsky @Alan_Seslowsky]

Should the fantasy football champ tip the commissioner?

[kamal. @kamalnw]

there are so many people telling you how to live your life online and none of them have read a book in the last 6 months

[augustine 🌾 @lifeofshowgirll]

ttds at eras being lost media is sickening

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

My New year resolutions :
- Fix everything ever
- Do everything
- Become the love I wish to see in the world

[Yara @iamnotyourdove]

You’re only as cool as the largest tree you’ve seen

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I feel like we generally have an image of manipulative men as overtly cruel, cold people when most of the times I’ve been manipulated by one it’s him saying something like “the fact you have boundaries makes me vewwy sad 🥺”

[Anthony Eden hate account @areyouawitchor2]

I’ve realized it’s almost impossible to avoid de-intellectualization once you leave the university scene. I try my best to read at least 15+ books a year, I take courses, volunteer etc. but there’s still nothing like the environment of a university which constantly engages you

[allie⸆⸉ @bigrepuslaytion]

jalen hurts and patrick mahomes are so kind for both throwing multiple picks so everyone forgets about burrow

[Rob Bullock @rbullock7]

Big match-up tomorrow! @DrinkallCoach will lead us to victory! #fireupchips

[lawnadelgod @billiedelgod]

why are women called basic white women for liking Taylor Swift but men are not called basic men for liking cars and football

[chris p @wggchrisp]

NFL Redzone in 2025

[liz 🦋 @AstoundingSwift]

so here’s how i’m going to make track 5 eldest daughter about me, the youngest-

[Kush ❤️‍🔥 @kush07_]

evil doesn’t die it reinvents itself

[lockjaw @1stfemaleeunuch]

ideally i should have some sort of wildlife research job. pretty sure if you gave me a grant and equipment i could probably find out some stuff

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

Another bone-chilling episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty. Congratulations to everyone involved

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

getting chatgpt allegations due to my familiarity with the humble em dash