jaani

insane in the membrane

[jaani @_therewego]

I see no reason why I can’t have everything I want.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

[HewisLamilton🐢 @notsussychungus]

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

[Ari Houdini @notariannrr]

Work a cut inna mi love man time

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

I admit I say “Happy Friday” in my email greeting

[mariana @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[jaani @_therewego]

let me work so I can give Mr Nook his money

[jaani @_therewego]

I looked at my to do list and got so overwhelmed that I just turned away from the desk and picked up my switch 😭

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the elephant in the room? that’s my emotional support elephant. he goes with me everywhere

[jaani @_therewego]

nobody:
me since carnival: HIGH BEAM HIGH BEAAMM

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

I wish tomorrow was Friday, I don't have energy for this upcoming week…

[Muchai Michelle @MuchaiMichelle]

All I think about is buy buy buy buy buy like please

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

actually all of my systems are nervous

[Patria-Kaye Charles @findpatria]

In Chrurches HWT. A lady bawls out loud for all to hear "waapm to alopecia?" We assume it's an insult meant for the woman serving her. Ouch. We were wrong. She was asking about her missing JALAPEÑOS!!!!!

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[sim • MAIKO WEEK! @maisogyny]

BOOMSHAKALAKAAAAAA

[princess ❦ @yungsenshi]

Dem cussing you and fair but when I push them out the way because they’re hindering the movement and hurting people in the crowd I don’t wanna hear it. Part of the experience right?

[Floss Like A Boss @perryodontology]

I get that you spend $1000s on the backpack
but seriously seriously
it is a hindrance to your enjoyment AND OTHERS
Carnival etiquette 101
TEK IT OFFF AFTER LUNCH!!!
at least you start & end at the same place check it in/put it in your car whatever, there is no excuse this time.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

That yardmas afternoon route took EVERYTHING I had in me and I still had to give up 😭 no treadmill or burpee could have prepared me for that.
Gotta cut that in half next year please😩