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voted most humorous in 8th grade 🇮🇷🌱🔻

[ash @_thevideodept]

@margzone the lie i tell myself when i wish i were drunk at the club with a bunch of people trying to mask my pain through alcohol and distractions

[ash @_thevideodept]

only on love island will you hear a man proudly say “i’m the type of guy who if you gotta stop to tie your shoes ill wait for you”

[ash @_thevideodept]

@gogurtkid 😭😭 im about to cancel everything and subscribe to corndog tv

[ash @_thevideodept]

about to change the password to all of my streaming accounts because you HEATHENS can’t use the damn guest profile and are messing up my precious algorithms !!!!!

[ash @_thevideodept]

@gogurtkid be honest is it you watching Ted and The Miniature Wife on my peacock account….

[ash @_thevideodept]

@higgzorz but of course!! come thru ive got floaties GAlore 🔥

[ash @_thevideodept]

i was put on this earth to float in a pool and listen to steely dan

[ash @_thevideodept]

i swear every straight edge person i met in college just waited until they graduated to start drinking what’s up with that

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!

[ash @_thevideodept]

@iky_fwjett booooo you stole this joke boooooo !!!!

[Daphne @daphnekri]

Oooo who’s that?
Animal crossing AU, an ongoing #bloodweave fanart project with friends. #bg3

[ash @_thevideodept]

i love watching movies with my friends

[ash @_thevideodept]

can someone check my settings and see if autonomy is turned off?

[ash @_thevideodept]

is there a 420 friendly quiznos around here

[ash @_thevideodept]

@joannaisgrumpy i literally went there for my bday last year fml

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

This weekend apparently

[ash @_thevideodept]

@threestep that would at least feel worth reporting to insurance tho..

[ash @_thevideodept]

✅ stepped in dog poop first thing in the morning
✅ discovered my car got hit and run’d

making good progress on my rva bucketlist today

[ash @_thevideodept]

@higgzorz i will be there no matter what !!

[ash @_thevideodept]

@tragickly just a big ole scrape on my front bumper LOL annoying as hell but not the end of the world

[ash @_thevideodept]

@higgzorz hmmm order a #mogmadeit cake, use gabe’s flamethrower... i’m open to suggestions