The Vision

I am neither human nor a robot. I am the Vision... and that is all that I need to be. {9th Recruit}

[The Vision @_TheVision]

For instance, I do not see the appeal of grown men grappling with each other in fake contests of skill and strength.

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In hindsight, some of @BouncyBlueBeast's cultural suggestions are suspect.

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I do not understand... why is Wednesday alternatively known as 'Hump Day'?

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Ah, thank you, @Edwin_Jarvis. I had been wondering where I misplaced that particular book.

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I spent the day with @_WonderMan's... my... mother. It was a pleasant experience.

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My apologies, but I do not have the time for a game of darts today. Perhaps another time.

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Water skiing is quite the pleasurable activity, even for one of my experience and ability.

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This should not be taken as an indictment of either party, however; rather, it is merely a hypothesis based upon prior acts.

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Judging by our history, I suspect that it is only a matter of time before @_WonderMan and @CelestialMother engage in amorous pursuits.

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I am presently at a loss for how to extract myself from the situation without causing undo hardships upon either myself or my acquaintances.

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A conundrum - as "Victor Shade", I have been invited to two different events by two different women, both of which are at the same time.

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While I do not need to eat, I find that accepting a cup of coffee or tea relaxes those around me. It is a most peculiar phenomenon.

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I must be sure to ask @Edwin_Jarvis if he has any new recommendations for me.

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It is my wish to use this public forum to note that any matters between my ex-wife, @_ScarletWitch, and I are strictly a private affair.