Edwin_Jarvis

The Avengers serve the world... and I, Edwin Jarvis, serve the Avengers. {Honorary Avenger}

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Ah... Avengers? Pardon me for the interruption, but there appears to be sentient life growing in the sub-basement lavatory.

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I'll be taking my lunch now, Avengers. I promised to take @_Silverclaw to that nice Italian place that @_Iron_Man took me to last week.

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I found my old eye-patch yesterday, and I must confess... a small part of me wanted to put it on and say 'Arrr'.

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The kitchen is now prepping for dinner. Do let me know if can make anything special for anyone.

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I had no such complaint about @3D_Triathlon, however. Though his entrance into the team was... awkward... I sensed he was an earnest hero.

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Though normally I try not to make snap judgments, I must admit that I was immediately distasteful of the late Jonathan Tremont.

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This is why I endeavor to prepare all meals personally...

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Gentlemen, what did I tell you about @_ScarletWitch's herbs? They are NOT to be used for meal preparation!

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In addition to Master Hawkeye's barbeque, I will prepare a feast of more... shall we say, 'edible' delights. I do hope you all attend.

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As such, those who are waiting for me to write a tell-all book exposing their secrets shall remain forever disappointed!

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I consider it an honor and a privilege to be held in confidence by so many outstanding men and women.

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My apologies for the late dinner, Avengers, but this afternoon's disruption with the Wrecking Crew made quite the mess out of the kitchen.