Eric

@brianacelestt🖤

[TAY CAPONE ‼️ @TaySixO]

Dak once he enters the red zone

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Dallas Cowboys are 0-2 since Dak Prescott told CJ Stroud to “get some wins”

The Texans are 2-0 LMFAOO 😂

[Underdog @Underdog]

The Cowboys are now 0-2 since Dak Prescott told C.J. Stroud to "go get some wins"

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

Great nfl Sunday

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

We’re up baby

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

Ty !!!!

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

Cowboys please cover this spread 🙏🏻

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

Cowboys please cover this spread 🙏🏻

[Underdog @Underdog]

CJ Stroud couldn't have handed it to him better than this

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

Love having Mondays off

[Adam Chernoff @adamchernoff]

Texans defense this season...

Week 1: Up 31-30 with 3:05 to play, give up 96 yard drive, drop wide open INT

Week 3: Up 19-17 with 1:48 to play, give up 39 yard drive and game winning FG

Week 4: Up 30-27 with 2:15 to play, give up 74 yard TD drive

For all the issues with the wide receiver injuries and more, their best unit on the field has had a chance to win it 3 of the 4 weeks and failed each time.

[Cody Stoots @Cody_Stoots]

Marlin Klein being a healthy scratch is awful.

The Texans have numerous draft picks from a draft that was supposed to positively impact the potential of the team.

Keylan Rutledge has struggled to settle in.

Kayden McDonald has been hurt but was buried on depth chart before the injury.

The team didn’t use Klein and now he’s a healthy scratch.

Febechi Nwaiwu hasn’t been close to playing.

Wade Woodaz was forced into action only via injuries.

That’s five selections in the first four rounds with minimal impact through three-plus weeks.

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

All of a sudden no one wants to bet on the cowboys game tomorrow 😂 everyone loves running their mouth till it’s time to bet some money 🤑

[Jeremy Beadling @JeremyChuggs]

Me whenever my coworkers ask me why the Texans are 0-3 & if C.J. is the guy

[Clayton Anderson | HTX Sports @Clay_HTXSports]

Houston Texans OL grades through week 3 (per @PFF)

LT - Aireontae Ersery:
🔸 62.6 Overall grade (42th/66)
🔸 70.7 Pass block grade (30th/66)
🔸 52.6 Run block grade (53rd/66)
🔸 3 sacks allowed (65th/66)
🔸 2 QB hits (48th/66)
🔸 10 pressures allowed (64th/66)

LG - Keylan Rutledge:
🔸 48.1 Overall grade (66th/73)
🔸 40.1 Pass block grade (67th/73)
🔸 55.1 Run block grade (51st/73)
🔸 1 sack allowed (55th/73)
🔸 0 QB hits (T-1st/73)
🔸 12 pressures allowed (T-73th/73)

C - Evan Brown
🔸 62.3 Overall grade (12th/32)
🔸 67.1 Pass block grade (9th/32)
🔸 58.0 Run block grade (20th/32)
🔸 0 sacks allowed (T-1st/32)
🔸 0 QB hits allowed (T-1st/32)
🔸 1 pressure allowed (T-2nd/32)

RG - Wyatt Teller
🔸 72.3 Overall grade (18th/73)
🔸 56.3 Pass block grade (48th/73)
🔸 79.0 Run block grade (8th/73)
🔸 1 sack allowed (55th/73)
🔸 0 QB hits allowed (T-1st/73)
🔸 4 pressures allowed (30th/73)

RT - Trent Brown
🔸 59.9 Overall grade (50th/69)
🔸 70.3 Pass block grade (35th/69)
🔸 56.5 Run block grade (49th/69)
🔸 1 sack allowed (26th/69)
🔸 1 QB hit allowed (32nd/69)
🔸 9 pressures allowed (57th/69)

[シcal @nestagraphics]

Everyone said going into the year “If Stroud can be average they’ll win it all”

CJ Stroud has been their best player* AND THEYRE 0 AND FUCKING 3

*excluding WAJ he’s not human

[Sk 🦍 @CryLawson]

Where we going next year big bro? @CJ7STROUD

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

Texans are ass, but I mean hey at least we’re not the only shitty team in Texas 🫡

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

This offensive line is such a fucking joke I hope stroud leaves these shitcans

[Eric @_thewalkingbong]

My in-laws are to damn Mexican to have these packaged tortillas, where’s the homemade tortillas @?