Jill Squat

long titties. little hair. I sell knuckle sandwiches. I’m not even real.

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

They are very foolish on that other app,

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

With this dope in my system I know you gonna turn on me

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Take the student loans please

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Ummmm

[The Enforcer @ItsTheEnforcer]

🚨MAJOR ALERT: Military airbases have just declared Force Protection Level Delta — the highest alert status.

Attack imminent in the United Kingdom.

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Great therapy session!

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

FAA grounding all flights?!?

[✨Tasha_Hendrix✨ @TallyA22]

This is literally how we should be treating them. Ask the question, you didn’t answer the question, cut the mic. That’s it.

[DRIP @dripgod4k]

please use your entire brain when speaking to me

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Granny looks like a little can of cranberry 🥹🥹🥹

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

I did my own math to see how much today’s appointment would be. My actual total was cheaper! So now we use girl math. The difference becomes lunch & drink funds. Happy Friday!

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

@sophcreative Lmaoooo guess I gotta be dressing this season

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Now why me and my granny almost get our hair dyed the same color… I swear she wants to be just like me. The stylist said we gonna be looking like 2 cranberries for the holidays and bitch

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Deadass! It’s that serious

[Precious 💎 @jewelismmm]

The alchemy of no contact w/ my ex is so strong that I believe reaching out will alter my timeline and the universe will punish me and abandon the success of my dreams

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins has won the Alaska gubernatorial election, defeating three Republican candidates. (via CNN)

He becomes the first Democrat to be elected governor of Alaska since 1998.

[FlemGodTheGreat @FlemGodd]

I’m thick af cause ain’t no nigga stressing me out 😭😭😂😂😂

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Emerald

[AY. @on_bami]

Your partner says you can choose any one of these rings.

Which one are you picking?

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Just signed up to get information about a cosmetology program while under the dryer…

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Ummm I’m kind of loving life rn! I feel so giggly and flirty omfggg

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Lmfaooooo

[y a n n a B @iDgafh0_]

@CincoSuavee ain’t no way you a good person & you that fine

[Jill Squat @_theyapperina]

Chile my barber is rapping now. Bet $1 he asks me to check out his song at my next cut.