Alpina Beamer

chronically offline creative director / director

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

brands crowd sourcing ai slop in 2026

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

U.S. military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to ‘punish Iran’ https://t.co/xZhLcqr7ST

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

people get their first project and instead of making a deck they post. bums

[STAYGROUNDEAD TV @staygroundeadtv]

A$AP Rocky takes back offer to work with graphic designer after they publicly shared his private DM

“This is just distasteful. Well I guess we won’t be working, best of luck buddy”

[¥. @yejuuun___]

Née au Japon, DJ Princess Cut part vivre à Dallas à 18 ans, où elle tombe amoureuse de la culture Screw. Elle a largement contribué à faire découvrir le rap texan et le chopped & screwed au Japon à travers ses mixtapes, ses tournées et son travail de passeuse de culture.

[1Watchy🐱 @OGDEEM]

Lil man walked him down broad day

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@notoriouszenpub @Nogpqyl @MaryELynn @davidgross_man imagine not watching something in america because government told you bad. they denounced it?! who cares lol

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@Recondo886 @TBKReturns imagine if you weren’t a lil bitch

[The Plan, @MIHJav]

My uncle went to see the odyssey that nigga called said “yea we gettin that for the crib” said it bout 10x

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@tkn_gmr @Harada_TEKKEN he’s already replied g lol give it up take a breather

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

an african rapper with rasta

[Kahlee @rmell_]

Bro was literally in the mix

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@corporal0524 @loskeeyi @jbillinson counting or not counting gang viol-

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@PassionOwl263 @himmyje @imnotjdot post your car real quick i’m tryin to see something

[the Juice Media @thejuicemedia]

The Government™ has made an ad about #Palantir, and it's surprsingly honest and informative.

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@AltAcctTwatter @Dean_J1943 @TaraBull counting or not counting gang viole-

[Isaac Hayes III @IsaacHayes3]

When a white male elected official stands in front of a podium and calmly says he hopes the Supreme Court overturns the 14th Amendment,

(The 14th Amendment was passed after slavery to guarantee Black people citizenship and equal protection under the law in America.)

It’s full fucking stop. Period.

Fuck the Met Gala.
Fuck relationship podcasts.
Fuck the NBA playoffs.
Fuck the summer.
Fuck spending money.
Fuck all this shit.

It’s time to shut this shit the fuck down.

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@moltenlava73 @TAlbert0Barbosa he provides zero value and it’s arguably hilarious *this* is what he does for employment. no real skills or value would be missed with him once he meets his end.

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@AndyRenfrew @michaelmiraflor not legible, bad design all around lol

[Alpina Beamer @_thisisjulian]

@adam69004382 @mitxhelI this truck doesn’t have pistons lol