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don’t care + didn’t ask

[T @_tholmes_]

it’s beautiful 🥹 i’m so happy

[DJ Dabs @SippinActavis]

Old people talk about John Pork like he’s Suge Knight or some shit

[10cellphones @who10cellphones]

You ever smoke weed with a shorty & she start looking weird??? 😭😭😭

[T @_tholmes_]

buying fuel injector cleaner today dude was like “that’s one way to take care of your car” i thought he was being sarcastic and i was like “idk i’ve used it on all my cars and i feel like it helps” and he was like “no im genuinely saying this is good” like oh word my fault😭

[larold @AwfulRacing]

Its been 2 years and i still dont know wtf i saw

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

niko bellic after a few days in liberty city

[T @_tholmes_]

i used to work with an old lady that i already couldn’t stand and she would bring in like tuna and egg sandwiches or some bullshit like that for lunch all the time. dude omg.

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind

[blueberry @mwffinnz]

I have really bad luck when it comes to dating, and no matter how much i yearn i think it’s best for me to be single

[creedmakinnoise. @myculturenoisey]

This why Lil Durk in prison now.

[SATAN @DETROITHEEMFAKE]

if you ever wanna know the state of the economy, go check the price on white buffs in Detroit. they $1800 now at zeidmans. for context they was $3500+ during the pandemic, yall be safe 🥴

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I tolerate so many rеtаrds

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[BIG MAINE 💍💍 @maineadelphia]

yes brother that woman with a lingerie photoshoot is going to be a great gf to you

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Severe weather will effect your area today”

Midwesterners:

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

2026 the only year niggas be like “i smoke” and its just a pen 🚶‍♀️

[T @_tholmes_]

someone was trying to tell me to get the “moonrock infused blunt it’s so fire”

[T @_tholmes_]

90% of the time someone says “i got such fire weed at the dispo” it’s followed up with “yeah i got like 10 infused prerolls for $25”

[Glory Boy @ChiefKeef]

Jessica Alba I'm ready to stop being a Thot.

[T @_tholmes_]

also shredded cheese instead of the liquid mystery cheese is wrong. everyone is entitled to their own opinion and taste but sometimes you’re just wrong and thats the way it is. being wrong is ok just acknowledge it.

[T @_tholmes_]

only correct way to order coney dawg is chili, lite mustard, that fake ass cheese, and have em grill the onions. if you do the raw onions you need to wake tf up.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

he is quite calm despite the circumstances.