Thom Tran

Comedian. Guitarist. Nerd. @usarmy Combat Veteran. Purple Heart Recipient. Host @scaryfunnyshow. Lead guitarist @thebridgecrue. Rest Well & Dream of Large Women

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I do things.

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@seanferrick @TrekCulture I was JUST in Ireland!

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@seanferrick I haven't been on Twitter since 17 Nov, but I'll hop on to tell you & my favorite #Trekkies at @TrekCulture that I flew in from Los Angeles, and I'm doing stand up at The Bill Murray in London this Saturday. Would love to have you guys there. 🖖🏼

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I opened this app tonight because a friend DM’ed me, just to see that #ApparentlyTwitter is on the verge of collapse.

So if the next time I open it & nothing happens. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Oh well.

Not a lot of love lost for a platform that helped fuck Democracy for the last 5 yrs.

Peace out.

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You ever get one of those random, super painful muscle cramps in your calf or foot out of no where? Well I just got one. While I was Live. On the air. And it took all the Jesus in me not to scream out in pain. You'll never know the kind of strength I just showed.

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Catching up on @DoGoOnPod episodes when I hear this bit of wisdom from @mattstew_art, “Alaska is sort of like the Canada of the America.” 🤣🤣

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Everyone telling my to drink tea for my throat while I’m sick…

Me:

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I’m. So. Sick. Of. Chicken. Noodle. Soup.

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Conventional wisdom (along with WebMD & my girlfriend) say not to eat processed foods while I have the flu. But all I want is canned chicken noodle soup and bottled OJ. I am not cooking myself chicken soup & I am not squeezing fresh OJ. Soooooooooo 🤷🏻‍♂️

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10 days on the road, on the East Coast. Weather fluctuating between 20º and 75º the whole time. 7 shows in 4 days. Very little sleep. Back home in LA. Do flu symptoms include a bad craving for crappy fast food? Asking for me.

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@purpleunicorn70 Thanks for the laughs! See you next time!

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There was a guy at a show tonight @SyracuseFB who wasn’t laughing while I was on stage, sitting across from his buddy who WAS laughing. So I timed out a punch line for when the laughing guy was taking a drink. He spitlaughed his beer onto the guy not laughing. And my work is done

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@_thomtran thank you for the belly laughs at The Funny Bone, and thank you for your service!

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Just finished my last set of the weekend at @HeliumComedyBUF in my hometown. I look up at the TV in the bar and see my buddy @MaryBethWrobel on @WKBW :)

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Damn. Another one.
#BuddFriedman was a Korean War veteran, @USArmy Infantryman, Purple Heart Recipient & started one of the most influential chains of comedy clubs on the planet, @TheImprov. He lived a lot of life. A lot of comics owe our careers to him. #RIPBuddFriedman

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The saddest of Nerd News.

Kevin Conroy was THE quintessential Batman to generations.

West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney, Affleck, Pattinson … they all wore the cowl. But we only ever heard Kevin’s voice.

This one hurts, man.

Fuck. Just. Fuck.

#RIPKevinConroy

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Always a joy & honor to open for my buddy @funnybrad especially in my hometown, but he just sold out the whole weekend at @HeliumComedyBUF so if you haven’t gotten tickets yet, sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Still epic.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

On this day in 1996. Ronny vs Felix.

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@CalltoActivism 💙

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I’m finally sitting in a section at a hockey game that wins a random thing, but I can’t use the prize because it’s for a place in a city I don’t live in. 🤦🏻

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Maybe it's not your "talent".. maybe I just don't like you as a person. You ever think about that?