turt burglar

#BLM

I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

imagine being this precious

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

@SpotifyCares i have been trying to login. it says its mailed me a code and i have absolutely no mail. directed to the “send a message” window, it requires me to login to send a message to ask for help about logging in. can a human please interact with me? been a user since 2012

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

@tinyvess3ls i am literally locked out of twitter i used to be on twitter every single day and now i haven’t been on it in months i can only go on it on my ipad so aka i never check it sorry

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Twin Peaks is about the dangers of making a white boy with too much soul

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

dinner.
it's what's for beef.

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

thinking about the suffering inherent to desire today at this 8:38 am https://t.co/8x9IkCvWOo

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

@lindseyiscool11 no way what if thats what actually happened on abbey road

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

who wanna go halfsies w me 🥺💘

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

that's a big boy

[𝙼𝚘𝙼Ⓐ𝖕𝖘𝖋𝖎𝖛𝖊™ @interracials3x]

Japanese chola ♥️🫶🏾

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

yo I put 'featherless biped' as my name at Starbucks and the barista called out "BEHOLD A MAN" 😭😭😂😂 then the whole place started laughing and dissing Plato's theory of forms 🤣🤣

[low elo truther @USAskillissue]

let me put on something a little more … OSHA certified ;)

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

@lindseyiscool11 thank you I'll put your name in the official scientific documentation credits

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

I'm gonna become a botanist so I can hybridize a morning glory and a baby's breath into ... Morning Breath

[franck besançon🩸Artbook available! @f_intothevoid]

Tumor.

[turt burglar @_thot__pocket]

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS IRONICALLY AND MAKE IT SO GOOD

[mattie @draculasflesh]

this is the rhps my little pony and i truly have no words