Same Old Fucking Lions

Renowned Juggalo. Regular guy, extraordinaire. All my sports teams suck.

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@RyanHanaWWP Rasmussen’s center of gravity is the peak of his skull.

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@RC_Tendy Mrhasek*

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@YzermanSZN I’m the problem. I’m watching and I haven’t seen the Wings win all season. Didn’t get to see the Lions win this year, either.

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All I get to see the Wings do is lose. Haven’t caught a win all fucking year.

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Hedron.

[Chris Botelho @CBotelhoMagic]

What single word in magic card names has the highest average power level across all cards printed with it?
Wrath? Iteration? Dragonlord?

(It’s mox, so for the sake of interesting conversation we’re looking for 2nd place)

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My Twitter account is old enough to go to high school.

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The Shoe takes a backseat to the Big House. What else is new?

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

Crucial standings points will be on the line when the @BlueJacketsNHL host the @DetroitRedWings in the 2025 Navy Federal Credit Union NHL #StadiumSeries at Ohio Stadium.

March 1 at 6 p.m. ET on ESPN, ESPN+, Disney+, SN+, TVAS-D, FX-CA.

#NHLStats: https://t.co/Dr7ZLLVzXj

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@HuskGuys They did it for me. I asked if I could see my alma mater play against my childhood favorite team. Fuck Miami, though.

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@wingingitmotown I tuned in with eight minutes left in the third. My bad.

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@blashdril I tuned in with eight minutes left in the third.

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@zel_1974 @Husker247BC For the first time in my life, my two schools are going head to head. I’m not missing it.

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@HuskGuys Ohio State. Full stop.

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You’d think that, to be a Super Bowl contender, you would have to contend for a Super Bowl, which is something this franchise still hasn’t done.

[Matt ⚾️ @LindorsBurner]

@Lions I can’t believe I’m seeing people overreact to one bad game. We’re in a slump, I get it. However, to say this team isn’t a super bowl contender is just ridiculous. To everyone who thinks this team won’t be playing for a title, all I’m gonna say is don’t come to the SB parade

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I got to watch three fucking @Lions games this year.

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@bordeauxyoutube If I’m OC of an X-4 MAC school and lose my bowl game to Appalachian State, I don’t want to see Penn St offer me their head coach spot.

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I can’t think of a championship I would want to watch less than Ohio State and Notre Dame.

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@ChMJ1016 @Michigan_Forged @_jason_777 @rookie_1706 I think what they meant is that it happens regardless of location, not that it happens all the time. It’s a problem with an abhorrently large percentage of men being pieces of shit, and they’re everywhere, not necessarily a problem with Detroit itself.

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We’re halfway between the start of the pandemic and 2030.

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Alright, Twitter. I just got a bunch of 90-94 packs of hockey cards. Should I keep them sealed or crack them?