Mhuni

Army robber

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

"Don't wish me quick recovery yet"😭😭

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Trust me, I'm not like other men, mimi ntakufanya uanze kuona therapist.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Nikama niko talking stage na Delilah, juu there's no way mtu anakuambia "niambie weak points zako"

[paiwpaw @_Paiwpaw1]

Iko siku utapata mtu akupende but kwa sasa nyonga tu ulale

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

Foreman leo amesema tunatumia time ya England😂😂

[Quantum @AmbrosMr_]

Huyu atapigwa kuliko yesu😂😂.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Sasa hizo hesabu za parallelogram tutaapply wapi next year tukiingia jeshi?"

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

First rule ya kubargain ni kushtuka sana ukiambiwa bei😂😂

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

War between broke graduates and rich dropouts is an extreme sport

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Bro to bro :Zoea kujifanya huna doo everytime

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

"room yangu ni ndogo lakini unaeza kuja tufinyane"

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Kwani you were serious you wanted me to come?"

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Landlord ameniuliza mbona na vaa miwani nkamshow sioni nikilipa rent 😅😅

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Mungu Baba naomba unikopeshe millioni kumi, siwezi hepa Kwa hii Dunia, na unajua nikihepa lazima nipitie kwako".

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Samaki Pia Wakaingia Wawili Wawili Kwa Ark Ya Noah Ndo Maji Isiwaue..Waiter Ongeza Ingine Na ulete Bill

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

ndio nimeona replacement wangu.....enyewe hapo nilikua nahurumiwa.

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Huskii kondoo haiwezi drown kwa maji ju ni sheep."

[Haroni @Aaron_Ronn_]

Cashier: Kama huna pesa rudisha mkate kwa shelf.
Me: Tulia kidogo nani alikuambia sina pesa

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

The healthier you are, the hornier you become.