Chomba 🇵🇦

[slim charles @patiocruiser]

Sorry babe can’t tonight. Bought the frozen Texas Roadhouse dinner rolls and chick fil a frozen nuggets so gonna make then eat 12 homemade chicken minis. Maybe tomorrow tho

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

The way it genuinely feels impossible to be conscious of nutrition without slipping into disordered eating habits

[Chomba 🇵🇦 @_tiffaa]

This was me last month now this month whew

[mila 𑄝੭ @DINDJ4RIN]

it’s my birthday month so money isn’t real and everything is a birthday treat

[ez @eazythestar]

“i get the cornel 7 are evil but it’s disgusting how everyone’s saying ALL men. some men can even be victims, what about them?!!!”

*reggie comes out as a whistleblower*

“well that’s different bc he’s a schizophrenic crackhea-”

[roger rabbit @badgirlryerye]

job has me feelin like this lately

[B. @Nerdy_But_Flyy]

*me trying to locate my cursor across all my work screens*

[stuncalis @stuncalis]

Me trying to keep up with everything on the tl

[tc @ToneClassic]

I love when girls wear heels with swimsuits at the pool/beach. Like yea let’s take it there.

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

Skip the small talk.
Is it big? Does it work ? Do you spend ?

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“Boy moms”…..No, let’s call them what they are: sexual abusers, predators, and incestuous perverts. Stop normalizing or romanticizing inappropriate intimacy between mothers and their grown ass sons.

[𝘔𝘚. 𝘊𝘏𝘖𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘛𝘛🫦🇯🇲 @lifewabarbiee]

I don’t trust nobody that don’t like Black women

[𝚘𝐟𝚏𝐭𝚑𝐞𝚠𝐚𝚕𝐥𝚋𝐛𝚢 @offthewallbby]

Excuse me honey but nobody's in my lane.

[jocelynn🍀 @jocelynnmyk]

u tell a nigga to move on and leave u alone and they tell u good morning

[veah | SQUID DAY🦑🫶🏾 @adorbzveah]

yall don’t understand the importance of a social worker until you need one. they advocate for you all without yall even noticing, yet nobody appreciates them. it’s frustrating

[` @schiz04renic]

people have been excluding me to humble me since i was a kid... and it still ain’t worked

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

When I pass away, please beat the shit out of anyone who makes an AI pic of me.

Whoop em until their fingers fall off.

[creme @cakeshop]

it's hard being young and funny at work cuz why does a mother with 2 young kids hate me for no reason

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

therapist just told me i’m too emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family to take men seriously LMFAO

[$mitty B 🇯🇲 @KingSmitty_97]

These new buildings are made out of Grabba

[𝕹𝖚𝖗𝕲𝕷 @myroad__]

Kocalar gömülmüş✅
Torunlar büyütülmüş ✅
Emekli maaşları çekilmiş ✅
Bacılarla kız kıza tatile çıkılmış ✅