kristin

i'm an empath you bitch !!!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t play about my non verbal time

[frankie @frankieats]

it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

life is a christopher nolan film and i am a woman

[scotty @plathiandc]

BIG year for midwest princesses

[kie @criminalplaza]

she could lead panem but he could NOT lead the cheerios

[s 🇵🇸 @goutful]

Within our lifetime a senator will release an eyeshadow palette

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

that’s crazy

[kristin @_tinbot]

Thank you @jonasbrothers for breaking the curse and setting me free

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Date idea: I eat too many edibles and you take care of me

[patrick mcmahon @patricksmcmahon]

yeah i have stock options. chicken, beef, vegetable

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I hate when my boobs ruin an outfit. Like we could have been serving cottagecore but thanks to you guys it’s milkmaid MILF

[trash jones @jzux]

lavishing him with praise when he brings me coffee and a pastry so he’ll do it again. Pavlov’s boy

[kristin @_tinbot]

Does anyone else feel not real unless they post