Maybe: Emily

i wouldn't miss it for the world but if something else came up i would definitely not go

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

How most of my mental breakdowns go

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

It seems as though I am in charge of doing laundry and cooking dinner for myself for the rest of my life. Since when?

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

I wish I had a cat to come home to

[𝑉𝑒𝑒:*ﾟ:༅｡ @cosmicsolace]

i want to be a bookstore cat in my next life

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

madonna genuinely had straight men trembling and afraid of her because they were so terrified that a woman could be in control of her own sexuality

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

A guy in our group declined a drink bc he had already had too many and a guy tried pressuring him by telling him to “be a man” and I swear the liberal arts in me jumped up and out of my body. Like first of all sir, excuse u.

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

My Instagram syncing with Facebook??? Embarrassing ..,,.

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

Not sure what’s better, making TikTok’s or listening to my dad watch them 8+ times from the other room at random times throughout the day. Lol ❤️

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

Emma convincing me to go home early: “I just want to wash my make up off, put on some sweats, and throw on an episode of are you the one” sold.

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

if ur dad isn’t the biggest fan of ur hobby account then idk what ur doin sis

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

me hearing about kim waking up to dried pimple cream on her nose that pete put on when she fell asleep because she forgot to put it on herself❤️‍🔥🥺❤️‍🔥

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very important to fix your Twitter feed:

1. Tap home button.
2. Tap stars on upper right of screen.
3. Select “Latest tweets”.

You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize.

Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

thank u controversial king @elonmusk for putting twitter back in chronological order

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: Microsoft has announced it will pay travel costs for its employees seeking an abortion.

[△⃒⃘. @OmnipotentMeesh]

if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

imagine becoming famous and having a 2010 tweet resurface. . i would simply pass away.

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

and also, love . *

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

being a girlfriend is mostly about delegating tasks .

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

@CBlanchard14 Imagine telling an experienced barista how the most popular tea latte is made lol

[Maybe: Emily @_tiredbtw]

not trying to generalize but men in their late 50s/60s make the worst customers. just witnessed a man speak down to the cute lady that owns coffee & friends, telling her a london fog isn’t made with sugar (yes it is, vanilla SUGAR syrup), and demand a new one for free.