Big Scorpio🌻

🤍

[Goose Bradshaw @yk_mayo]

Ubomi bam is playing on shuffle, kumane kusenzeka iisurprises, I never know what’s next.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:58 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 2 minutes will change my life:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

If ndikwiComa, bring iDrumstick yeKFC near my face, vuka ndinye!!

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

the reason why ngingalasti emjolweni is because amadoda afuna ngibe yi slima and i can’t do that 😭

[N.E.R D @masixolemange_]

Now THIS… this is BREAKING NEWS.

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Tulip 🌷 @tumi_tulipz]

Wait, how did you find out? Her man?

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

So Bafana players are reportedly getting R1.6 million each for making history, then SARS is going to take about R700k. Yoh, tax is insane in South Africa. 😭

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Having a v@gina is a whole lot of work, it’s so sensitive….one wrong move and you’re uncomfortable for weeks😭😩

[Zion @zionszzn]

I don’t mind being sick, but having a sore throat is where I draw the line

[lepyatla.🤌🏽 @yws_nomsa]

I’ve lived long enough to see An ETV production on Netflix.😭

[Le rata depth gore. @Ketso28]

I never want to experience heartbreak again. That thing is lethal.

[Ikanyeng @_IkanyengM]

I’m a firm believer in spoiling yourself on payday. We work too hard 😭

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

The availability of men when they haven’t cracked you is unmatched😭

[skye:) @uluvvskye]

i think it’s sexy, am i sick for that?

[Boity M🥂🍾 @boitymoreosele]

Shocks me how I can blow R2k in a day and survive with R200 for 2 weeks. Must be some kind of super power.🥹🤞

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Feelings are annoying, uthi uzihlelele kamnandi gqii sewuthanda umntu.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Legally.

[Big Scorpio🌻 @_tlangss]

@superbalist please tell me why i made an order 4 days ago, it was supposed to be delivered yesterday but no one even tried to make contact with me at all, your customer service line? i stayed on the line for a whole 30 minutes but nobody bothered to take my call , really??