Reverend Tummyache

perpetually ready to go to bed
🍉IF WE STAY SILENT THEY STAY VIOLENT 🍉

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

The reason gays can't drive is because driving requires us to be able to sit properly in a chair

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@Fortnitethekat She's preparing for Yell Girl Monday

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@Variety The only Al I'll support is Weird

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@oreoeocat I don't know... I think there's a hint of pride for her momkey in that sinister snile...

[mars ▶️ @feelingsbyrne]

all transsexual men want is to look like robin williams in the birdcage

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Some girls are hot because they look like boys and some boys are hot because they look like girls - straight people deny this fact too much

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@jacobrodri_ I can't believe they created a gayer Grindr

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@DecChee The Venn diagram is a slightly blurry circle

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@Iesbiandan Congratugaytions internet stranger and godspeed in the dipnpip queue

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

I'm a simple man. I see a guy with a bit of a belly and I start drooling

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@HelloPixelframe

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

Wow what a great app I've been setting my plants on fire this whole time never knew they needed water

[PictureThis @PictureThisAI]

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[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@DreamLeaf5 The Surgery™

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@KINGQUEINM @DragonFairyX1 Queer people exist in the future and after the end of the world too, snowflake

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@jan_murray The display wasn't for you. It was to celebrate trans folks during pride month

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

@FoxNews The Office is about as edgy as a snowball. What is he on about

[Reverend Tummyache @_tombscone_]

Seeing my brother with his bag of protein powder and it just reminds me of dog food. C'mere boy come get ya tasteless slop