Tomo

neck deep and cars

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

If you don’t post about your pregnancy every day on social media are you even pregnant?🤷🏽‍♂️

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

So this girl who has a fella has started following me on Instagram and starting speaking to me and asked me to take her out for food, and girls say lads are snakes😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

People want you to do good but just not better then them lol

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

What annoys me the most about Christmas you have them people who have to take photos of all there presents and put all over Snapchat, I don’t wanna see your £150 pound trainers what your mums bought you Hun

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

Don’t get why people are so shocked when I tell them that I don’t drink lol

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

seeing that so many people my age are getting married and having kids just makes me realise how delighted I am that I’m not getting married and having kids

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

Why is it hard not to waste your money of shit what you don’t need🌚

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

somebody else will if you don't

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

nah for real though if you leave your dog in a car in hot weather then you’re a dickhead

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

Am I the only person who doesn’t give a fuck about football😂

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

mad how much of a bad mood I get in when I’m proper hungry and haven’t eaten for hours

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

always feel like a proper weirdo for being bothered about stuff that I 100% shouldn’t be worried about lol

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

it shit when people don't realize how much you care about them

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

Are you even a car guy if you have car parts in your bedroom?🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jack @JackLucass]

Never have I seen a DJ put such a shift in. 9 hours straight. Pure fire. Open to close. Honestly unrivalled. Hats off to you mate 👏🏼@I_Skream

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

So I’ve just told a girl my dog is better looking than her she’s blocked me, well I wasn’t expecting that😂

[Tomo @_tomcrowley]

people who have their phone on full brightness permanently scare me