Tom Waterman

Welcome. Unfunny tweets with lukewarm sports takes mixed in.

[Jake 🏃‍♂️ @dynasty_complex]

Damn boutte really making waves

[SpursOTM @SpurOTM]

A trophy winning clearance 🇳🇱⚡️

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Second season, mate.

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

If you’d like to get to know Damar Hamlin, the person. He is special. https://t.co/G2D76VQ5rv

[Tom Waterman @_tomwaterman]

@paulwallbaby is it “bottom rose gold” or “bottom row’s gold”? Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

#UCL

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Memo Ochoa: "Mexico is the mirror in which the United States wants to see itself"

Christian Pulisic:

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

I swear to God if I hear “Michael Jordan would never quit due to mental health issues!” ONE more time when the man literally quit due to mental health issues, I will explode.

[Tom Waterman @_tomwaterman]

@Kayserman @TheFFBallers Entering year 2…

[Tom Waterman @_tomwaterman]

@Kayserman @dynasty_complex That’s actually stench of my dynasty roster 😔

[Tom Waterman @_tomwaterman]

@wmelley3 @mixedabatch Hope you gentlemen have #nice days

[New York Mets @Mets]

If this gets 10k RTs we will try to get a photo of Donnie Stevenson.

[UMass Hockey @UMassHockey]

What a welcome 😯

We're feelin' the love today, #NewMass Nation

Glad we could bring the natty home for you 🏆

#NewMass | #Flagship 🚩

[ESPN @espn]

As hate crimes targeting Asian Americans increase in the United States, Olympic gold medalist and first-generation Korean American Chloe Kim spoke on hateful social media messages and how they have taken a toll on her mental health. https://t.co/6MrHiqoZFY

[Tom Waterman @_tomwaterman]

@wmelley3 I’ll have to get you my peanut butter squares

[Tom Waterman @_tomwaterman]

@hheeffleon @turbovax Yes, that’s correct

[Chris Grenham @chrisgrenham]

Jaylen Brown:

"I don't want to be pessimistic, but I think now having a new face (Biden), people are taking their foot off the gas, thinking that everything is ok now. I would like to challenge that. We still have a lot of work to do, regardless if Biden is in office or not."