Toochi_🇵🇹

Just tweetin' shit

[brasil @CBF_Futebol]

Éderson se junta à Seleção Brasileira em Nova Jérsei. O volante foi recebido pelos seus companheiros, que o acompanharão na jornada da Copa do Mundo de 2026!

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

Date cancelled, she said Bruno Fernandes is the best midfielder in the Premier League.

I asked what about Serie A, La Liga, in fact the whole world, she stuttered.

[Toochi_🇵🇹 @_Toochi]

@tweetcunha Some of you have no idea what you spit out of your mouth

£ and € are not the same

That €76.5m is around £65m

And y'all should stop with that “Premier League Proven” shit,every transfer is a gamble

[Toochi_🇵🇹 @_Toochi]

@swot_saz @YesItsBash They ain’t getting that Robin Van Persie moment

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

If we’re being honest, Bruno Fernandes has done more for Manchester United than Neymar has for any club.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

They're farming engagement with a clip of Rashford scoring 2 goals against Gordon whom they signed, just to raise money to pay for Rashford.

[Toochi_🇵🇹 @_Toochi]

@mufcMPB He's a city bound... We ain't signing him

[Toochi_🇵🇹 @_Toochi]

Take that wage cut and leave, you’re not allat

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Bayern Munich are willing to meet Manchester United's £𝟑𝟒.𝟓𝐌 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 for Marcus Rashford — but his wages remain the stumbling block.

Bayern are keen on signing the player but hesitant to match Rashford's wage demands.

[@cfbayern]

[Toochi_🇵🇹 @_Toochi]

@annhybri Yes,we are

[🫩🦅🇵🇹. @Waywardboyy]

i gabriel Manchester United 🫩

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Is this not a normal thing? You’re getting emotional 😂 😂. Did you use to care about Mbeumo before?

[TERRORIST SURVIVOR 💪🏽 @GbolahanOlanyi0]

Make I drop this gist for my new followers 😂

When I was in the kidnappers’ den, their boss once handed me his phone and told me to install WhatsApp and TikTok for him.

I no even argue, I just collect the phone… but while I was there doing it, I quietly sneaked to check live scores to see how Manchester United were doing on the Premier League table 😂😭

Fear dey, tension dey everywhere… but somehow my brain still dey ask “how United dey go?” 😂

I still remember clearly, na November period I check am we were sitting in 9th position that time 😭💔

At that point I realized say nothing fit ever cure this my support for Manchester United. If I fit dey check table inside that kind situation, then nothing fit ever shake me again. 😭💔😂

United for life. ❤️

Glory, glory Manchester United. 🔴

My fellow Man United fans, make we connect 😂🔴

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everybody at Manchester United is encouraged by Denmark’s update on Christian Eriksen following today’s abandoned friendly against Ukraine.

The club is sending strength and love to Christian and the Eriksen family as we await further news.

[RIICHIE @The_RIICHIE]

You don see where defender get injury them call up midfielder? 😂 Manchester United no big keh? 😭

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Admin update the picture 😂

[Toochi_🇵🇹 @_Toochi]

@Oluchi_Utd RW too when Amad start to dey gba

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Make nobody deceive you, signing for Manchester United completely changed Ederson's life! If he stayed back in Italy, nobody go even look his side. Manchester United media hype and platform na different level, he would have never gotten that international call up without the Red Devils. The United effect is real!

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING : João Pedro got a call from Carlo Ancelotti but he only asked him to send Éderson’s phone number.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

🇧🇷 Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!
He just signed as Manchester United new player in July.

Manchester United is the biggest club in the world and part of heaven🧏🏽‍♀️