senior

Live.

[senior @_topguyvic]

Sometimes what you work on today isn't your passion or dream. But doing good work may be necessary for a time until you can fund your passion.

[senior @_topguyvic]

Why is NYSC still a thing?

[senior @_topguyvic]

@MathiasIgonor You know

[senior @_topguyvic]

Their wives are taken to proper events you probably won’t hear about. This particular event is where they bring their tools.

[Forever SureBoy ⭐️ @MathiasIgonor]

I’m curious, why don’t billionaires often bring their wives or partners to events like this? It seems like Instagram baddies and celebrities are the ones who are always in the spotlight.

[senior @_topguyvic]

Is it possible to have fun in Nigeria without getting a debit?

[senior @_topguyvic]

47 Ronin

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

“I stopped supporting Peter Obi because Obidients….”

You may see this as a flex, but it only serves as proof that you’re a bastard.

[Tisan @PhatboiSham_ah]

After I finish planning the wedding, 2.8M go remain.

[senior @_topguyvic]

Unbelievably Solid

[senior @_topguyvic]

Enough

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Enough.

[Akinlolu Akanbi @Dove_Dynamics]

Na now I understand why our alumni didn't respond to us then whenever we message them for financial contribution 😭💔

[senior @_topguyvic]

Men Dey marry nonsense sha

[Joy Oforezika @oforezika]

I was having a zoom meeting when my daughter screamed. I have to pause to check on her.

Apparently my husband wanted bathing her because I was busy. She have just returned from school.

I shot both of them a daring glance and the house went quiet. My husband has been moody all day because I made a law never to bath any female child in our house.

He said I am making him a threat to his kids. Is there a better way to explain my reasons to him because I don't know how to start.

[senior @_topguyvic]

Oloshi ni awon people yi

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Not Only In Nigeria, Everywhere In The World, Even In America, Flights Are Expensive, That Why President Tinubu Is Doing The Coaster Road”

- First Lady, Remi Tinubu

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I just think most men are too lackadaisical about stuff like this. When they meet a woman, they let her fill that void and completely surrender that responsibility to her.

Unless I don’t live in that house, I know where everything in the house is. I know when something needs to be replaced.

[senior @_topguyvic]

Cooking is a survival skill, provision is also a survival skill.

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

[senior @_topguyvic]

You have to be an hardened criminal to drink just Lipton without milk or sugar.

[Do2dtun Energy gAD @iamDo2dtun]

Celine Dion is 58 years old
Shakira is 49 years old
Beyoncé is 44
Busta Rhymes 54
Bruce Springsteen is 76
Lionel Richie is 76
The oldest Backstreet boy is 54

All of these people have one thing in common. they still sing, perform and entertain till this day.

Peter is 44 but you dimwits are so ageist that you don’t even know what you bring down in the name of clicks.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

The president you serve has unlooked the kids kidnapped in Oyo and Borno for 23 days now.

He has also not visited the communities in either Oyo or Borno.

Shameless being!

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

New kid on the block. 💫

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

The guy has to let go of his female friends while she keeps her male friends because "they've been friends for so long"

She can gift you poetry on your birthday because she's broke, but "you had one year to prepare for her birthday so wdym you don't have money"

"My babe no gree me comot" is cute, but "my man said I shouldn't go" is giving slavery