Tori Jordan

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[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

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[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

covid got more strains than weed at this point

[€.J @Bluunnt]

Time please slow down…
Watching my little girl grow breaks my heart 🥺💙

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

@EdenBline lmao i feel this deeply

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

i can not stand those “poor me” type of people who need attention so bad that they constantly play the victim, and thrive off of everyones pity for them. take responsibility for yourself & your actions.

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

@Bluunnt 🤯

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

👏🏻👏🏻

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

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[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

wow, miss this.🥺

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

if you don’t pull up as far as you can in drive throughs, you’re the worst kind of person.

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

😭😭 children are so pure & loving

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Six year old gets welcomed back to school after beating leukemia
https://t.co/ZDYuS7Dvz3

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

i feel like being a new mom is a constant cycle of feeling overwhelmed, & then feeling guilty for feeling overwhelmed because you also feel so lucky & thankful for your baby

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

this is why women have fucked up body image issues. basically if you’re not a size 0 you’re considered ‘plus-sized’

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

just started Ginny & Georgia and if Georgia & Joe don’t end up together i’m throwing my tv

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

THE BABY SOFT PERFUME

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

You just had to be there.

[VALERIA @valvsval]

do u realize how beautiful it is that everything is interconnected in this universe like if u didnt do that one thing then u probably wouldnt have met certain people or if u decided to stay in that one place or didnt read that one book then life could be so different thats crazy

[Tori Jordan @_torialexis]

if you’re allowing indoor dining, do not ask me to put a mask on while i order my food to go. 🙂