garbitch ❣️

Keep your friends close and your enemies so close you are almost kissing.

venmo: t_pro

[garbitch ❣️ @_tpro]

HahahahahahaFUCKhahahaha
i quit

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

It’s crazy that Chicago is the only city in the world

[Episode 3 Anakin @Tony_Be]

Named a song “Heil Hitler”, told yall slavery was a choice, sent his henchmen to intimidate black poll workers in Georgia and 70K people decided that wasn’t their line.

[garbitch ❣️ @_tpro]

What does it mean to constantly crave bean and cheese burritos?

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

In this city you’ll learn Polish and Spanish whether you like it or not

[lamentony snicket @bonyboykilla]

yea sex is cool but have you ever been ok

[liz the damn season 🍂 @lizaboth]

Man, I love women. I especially love women who are angry about the state of the world and aren’t afraid to talk about it. Angry women make the world go round.

[garbitch ❣️ @_tpro]

Hear me out... caffeinated eye drops

[liv thee artist🍉 @liv__simone]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Joshua Mellin @JoshuaMellin]

💝 Chicago Valentines skyline

[garbitch ❣️ @_tpro]

I could really go for an evening stroll through a Chicago street fest right about now

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

The Palestinian spirit rises from the rubble and ashes

[garbitch ❣️ @_tpro]

Just because you can put a song over an IG story doesn't mean you should, but what do I know

[: @_dxllz7]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 31st 2026:

[Odd @shesprettyodd]

i’m going to be honest i am overwhelmed by how fucked up everything is

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

happy new year to everyone except generative ai users

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.