Chapa Ilale

GRIT

[Peneyambeko🧚🏽 @PopawaMaria]

Accidentally scratched this white mans car today and he let me go provided I pay him month end, aww bless his heart. How much is a bus ticket to Angola?

[Arsenal Radar @ArsenalRadar]

🚨 Bruno Guimarães’ official announcement by Arsenal has been delayed due to bureaucratic issues.

The Brazilian is already fully integrated with the first team and completed his first official training session with his new teammates today.

🗞️ @diarioas #afc

[Leo @leo_osn5]

en mi CV voy a incluir que puedo trabajar con el corazón destrozado sin bajar mi productividad.

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

My brother used to make us play this "game" where he would turn off the lights and we all just fight 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️👑 Yan Diomande: “My favorite Real Madrid player ever? Cristiano Ronaldo”.

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Have you ever finished a book and immediately thought, “Yep, I need to read everything this author has ever written”?

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Ukifanya kazi ya 8 to 5 ndio utaelewa mbona choo huitwa restroom

[jonasette🧚🏾‍♂️ @kamauess_]

The uber guy I’ve gotten is called Sifuna. As I was confirming the trip, I asked him, sisi ndio sifuna ama wewe ndio sifuna? We both laughed in unison😭😂 (idk mahn this was funnier in my head💀)

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Uyo jamaa ameoa Charlene Ruto akikaa vizuri na abehave atakula poa sana juu ameoa the lamest child of the family..That marriage will be protected at all cost hata kijana akisema anataka Chopper atapewa.

[EJ @SakaBall1]

Using a gif of guy celebrating a goal against YOUR club in YOUR own stadium to slander Arsenal 😭😭😭😭😭

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Naskia accountants ni kama tutaitwa statehouse very soon. We will only charge a mere 20k per head na tupigie Kasongo makofi siku mzima. Tunasonga mbele na muchina mamaye.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Ruto to meet with Whatsapp group admins tommorow at Statehouse.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Some men have a proper hoeing budget and you will fall for it, watatwanga iyo kitu kama wamekuwacha hanging and leave you calling men dogs.

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

Early bird's tusha pewa remote huku locals

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Maybe the Lemon is the friends we made along the way

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

"Fungua mahali ulichora diagram" is one statement that still terrifies me to this day.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Shida ni kudhani Asap Rocky alikuwa akifeel hizo rombos. Nishai date dem 9/10. Baada ya ku frequent trips za kilgoris angenirombosea kwa club nafeel ni kama makanga amenigusa kwa gari kuniitisha fare, saizo akili iko kwa bei ya unga. Nilikuwa na-play along ndio nisiharibu mood yake juu enyewe alikuwa keki.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Vincent Kompany on Michael Olise links with exit this summer: “The topic was never open for me”.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii hunimaliza😂😂😂

[David ornstien @David_ornsteine]

That night at the Emirates lessons were thought ⚪🔴