travis blake

where my hug at

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

I’m just Ken

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

Just tried shazamming a song coming from the tanning bed speaker. Reached a new low

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

“I only want to listen to music I can understand” and then turns on Pearl Jam

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

When are they gonna make bowling shoes look cool

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

I think I’m done double knotting my laces

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

using my time machine to eat a Wendy’s pretzel bacon pub one more time

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

[mariana @pastapilled]

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[James @MKUltraMoney]

The sexiest thing you can do in front of a woman is when you’re really mad break something with your fists like a dry wall or tv to show her how strong you are.

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

Keep your head up king, your hairline is showing 🙏

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

Knocking on the bathroom stall door at the gym asking how many sets he has left

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

You can move on all you want but you and I both know his shorts won’t ever be as short as mine

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

americans love owning a phone that can tell them exactly what this is, and choosing to ignore it in favor of the kind of unspecific generalized terror last experienced by medieval dirt farmers

[shaqueer o’neal @hotasshelen]

@raeganteneyck Gotta be the one I used on my granny

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

alright it’s about munch o’clock on this roadtrip. Show me the nearest golden arches

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

the sun is shining a little brighter today

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...

[travis blake @_travasaurusrex]

@im_just_toni Right!! Ground them please.