Lance Whitmore

#prosaken rp account run by @SANG0RATOR

my brother @_Chance2Gamble_ asked me to make an account with them ok

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@luckiesthunter OOC // on a call with @_Chance2Gamble_ and I said "lancecest" and they said "I was moreso thinking two lances tagteaming chance" and I started giggling

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@Sweetpuremeat ohh, you're adorable.. its perfect, prettybird, don't let anybody say otherwise. :-)

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@Sweetpuremeat come sit up in my lap then and I'll help you preen your wings, make sure they're nice and soft. maybe I'll take a feather as a souvenir— only if they fall out, I promise I wouldn't yank them..

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@Sweetpuremeat is there anyway for me to prove im not scary? i can help you preen those pretty wings of yours, i bet you still have some pinfeathers.. i could help you out, sweetheart.

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ @vet_1337 do you really wanna test me right now, chance?? im not in the mood for your teasing

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ @vet_1337 how come you get a response and he never acknowledged my offer to buy him a drink. not fair

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@MafiaBunnies so like.. when are you free

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ @MafiaBunnies chance can you stop being a whore

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@internet1x4ngel it's very..pink. very much so. not that i mind but i didn't expect that

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ @MafiaBunnies yeah and you keep posting such whorish photos of yourself. its only fair i get to give attention to others as well, since you keep flaunting

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@MafiaBunnies and where's the proof of that? i think youre handsome. :-)

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ chance please stop spending all our money i need to get new boots soon and you keep spending it all

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ stop calling me a bum. :-(

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@vet_1337 off topic, but how about i buy you a drink sometime? you always seem awfully tired, based on what you've said. loosen up a little, bud :-)

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ youre tall enough to be one so its fine right? plus, you know you like it.

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

@_Chance2Gamble_ dude i thought you only sent this to me :-(

[Lance Whitmore @_Trophy4Lance_]

thought i looked good. my brother got the photo for me, thanks chance
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