lance

24. professional hunter, few trophies and heads mounted on my wall! i love my brother. #prosakenparody ran by @skatebeanrape

[lance @luckiesthunter]

, lance

𝒞 #parody ۪. #prophight

᭥ 🦌 🃏

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@thebennyster ..nice to see you’re so.. uh, ‘stable’.. friend.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@thebennyster and you’ve been telling yourself this for how long? and of that timeframe, how many times have you needed a drink to clear your mind?

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@thebennyster you’re being purposefully vague. but that’s okay, no amount of prayer is going to wash away whatever you did. trust me, you’ll carry it no matter how hard you try to pray it away.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

[🦌 everyone wants him to sex up lance apparently..??.?

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@sanguinisdulcis ..to be estranged from chance for so long, it sounds like torture. i love him too much to stay away from him. how do you, well, manage?

[lance @luckiesthunter]

i want to sex up my brother. again.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@Noli_thestar the fact he likes to tease me for no reason and refuse to help me out.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@sanguinisdulcis do you.. also have a weirdly attractive brother?

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@prosakengolem definitely.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

hm. so many interesting creatures round’ my brother’s parts. i oughta start scrapbooking again. if i could just get closer to that 1x fellow, or maybe even the fat man’s.. uhh, ‘kid’? never seen nothin’ like them before.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

busy fuckin’ day ahead of me. i’ll start my search for telamon’s lair later. i am.. enjoying myself.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@_Chance2Gamble_ thank you, thanks. thank you.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@_Chance2Gamble_ ..chance, can i *please* slide my hands under your shirt? and touch your chest?

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@_Chance2Gamble_ you’re so mean to me for no reason. since when do i have to ask nicely..?

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@_Chance2Gamble_ ..i’d rather not embarrass myself. tch..

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@LORD_TELAM_N thrilling, yeah. mhm, i will be on the lookout for you! and your lair. i am excited, very!

[⃟ @LORD_TELAM_N]

@luckiesthunter My, my, you sure seem to be curious about them, aren't you? I'll let you know— it really is none of your business how I maintain my perfection, but if you insist... Maybe you could come investigate yourself~

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@LORD_TELAM_N oh.. i, uh. i would be. uhm. honored to investigate. haha, uh. yeah! i’ll.. uh, where exactly..? hah.

[lance @luckiesthunter]

@_Chance2Gamble_ i’d like that, a lot. i miss you. when can you come over again? can i visit you soon?