allie

my bmi is only slightly overweight and roughly 40% processed cheese

[allie @_trudge]

Idk what a think tank actually is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[allie @_trudge]

More fitting than my residuals v fitted plot amirite Susan???? (Because my data isn’t normally distributed)(which is part of my problem)

[allie @_trudge]

I have been off twitter for over a year and am breaking my silence with a live stream of my downward spiral as a result of academia, seems fitting

[allie @_trudge]

I am so good at being a #WomaninStem yes I know

[allie @_trudge]

Also at my first academic conference and my mans Prisal from UMaine was like “what analysis did u run on this” and I was like king I did what Susan told me I just pair the t-test and =aov() and beep boop into the computer like u thought had any role in choosing analysis ???

[allie @_trudge]

I defer once more to Susan

[allie @_trudge]

Over a week later I am still thinking about a meeting I had with my dept statistician. My favorite highlight: “you can’t fix by analysis what you’ve bungled by design” like daaaammmnn Susan I never claimed to be a statistician that’s why I’m coming to u queen !!

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[allie @_trudge]

@spencergood11 Bestie was on mushrooms -___-

[trash jones @jzux]

girl is this catan because you are settling hard

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Tax season coming up…

[GL @gldivittorio]

I've been researching Jimmy Carter a lot for absolutely no reason and man did that guy try. He laid foundations for renewable energy a bit for the environment but specifically to diversify the country’s energy sources to avoid foreign oil reliance during international volatility

[Arthur Read @arthur_read8]

me: oh wow a proper series finale!
also me: they better not kill anyone off 👀 https://t.co/aoQXnqKkUx

[Arthur Read @arthur_read8]

no one:
me: 🗣 MATERIAL GWORL

[Mondaire Jones @MondaireJones]

Do subsidies for the coal industry in West Virginia represent an “entitlement society”?

[Jen 💚 @JenKatWrites]

wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife